Karen asks regarding our bumper sticker collection, “how come you don’t have WHY DOESN’T BUSH GO HUNTING WITH CHENEY?”
Well, gosh, Karen, we have a number of reasons, but these are tops:
1. We’d like to let the Republicans keep their current monopoly on “hope ya die” stickers.
2. We’re proud to be under surveillance from the Department of Homeland Insecurity, but we’d rather it was for our picture of Bush caught with a mallard duck.
3. [[[[[Why you Christian sleep with your dog wife? Oh Shit LOUD!]]]]]]
4. After his own incidents with the Segway, the bike and the pretzel, we don’t think Bush would be a sure shot, either, and if Cheney was shot, then who would be president?
5. Hoosier Texan has promised to kill our puppy if we threaten the president.
Do you have any other reasons why we shouldn’t offer that bumper sticker in mind?
With Dick Cheney next in line for the Presidency, the last thing I want is for anything to happen to Presiden Bush. Then we (as a nation) would truely be “out of the frying pan and into the fire”.
I’m not sure Cheney would be a worse President—his intentions might be worse, but his political skills are poor enough that he might not able to achieve all the harm he’d have in mind.
Bush will probably choke on another pretzel and die before his presidency ends. Hopefully soon.