A few days ago I wrote a brief article reporting how, like the statue of the virgin Mary in Traunstein, Germany, a little Fisher Price figure of a girl with blonde pigtails appears to be bleeding from its eyes. It’s a miracle!
Well, now my children’s playroom has been the scene of yet another religious miracle. My son’s toy stuffed bunny rabbit has been saved from eternal damnation by two Catholic priests who exorcised demons from its cloth skin.
As this photograph clearly shows, my son’s toy bunny was oozing green ectoplasm – just like Linda Blair did in The Exorcist.
Well, we took no time in calling some local priests, who certified that the bunny rabbit was indeed the victim of a demonic possession. Within the hour, they had begun the exorcism, which involved having the bunny rabbit fight with a Star Wars action figure of Han Solo. In the process, one of the two priests was thrown down the stairs and nearly died.
But, when the priests sprinkled the possessed bunny rabbit with holy water, along with some OxyClean, the ectoplasm came right out, and the toy has accepted Jesus as its personal savior.
Praise be unto our Heavenly Father, who protects all creatures, great and stuffed!
