Okay, it’s Friday, people. So, let’s get frivolous.
Today, people reported the sound of gunshots in Congressional offices in Washington D.C.
Now, a few hours later, they’re coming out with the story that, after the Capitol was shut down, it was really just construction equipment that made the noise.
Uh huh. Yeah, like swamp gas and a full moon explains those flying saucers I saw hovering outside my Aunt Maude’s ice cream social last weekend.
Come at it, folks. What’s the best conspiracy theory you can come up? What really happened in the Rayburn building today, who is covering it up, and why?