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Nicky Hayden - Hero, Monster

Filed under Environment by The Green Man at 3:48 pm

Nicky Hayden has been described as America’s Hero.

What for? Did he save lives? Help people in need? Do something dramatic to improve the lot of the USA?

No, none of the above.

He rode on a fast motorcycle.

Honda, the company that made Nicky Hayden’s motorcycle says that Hayden was heroic because it was very hot outside while Hayden gunned his motorcycle’s engine really fast…

burning gasoline…

spewing greenhouse gases…

during an energy crisis…

for a thrill.

Nicky Hayden didn’t defeat the heat. He helped create it.

That makes him the monster of his own heroic tale.


6 Comments »

  1. I dunno. Kinda sounds like a hero to me. I mean, MotoGP is awesome stuff.

    Very good post - although it isn’t the gasoline burning, “greenhouse gas” producing, “energy crisis” exacerbating behavior that prompts me to say this.

    It is the idea that any sports luminary would be considered a “hero”. Athletes are merely skilled entertainers. Not Heroes.
    (Unless they actually do something heroic, like save or improve other’s lives, which granted some do.)

    Comment by mtt — 7/31/2006 @ 8:58 pm

  2. the greenman is an idiot!!!!!!!!!
    Go hug a tree and a turtle you dork!
    What about the smoke from your bong? doesn’t that pollute the air as well????
    What about the dead people from the drug trade that you help perpetuate?
    What a hypocrite!!!!!

    Comment by steve — 1/21/2007 @ 10:54 am

  3. The green people are idiots! Did he use his computer to make that remark? Then where are his legs -a Computer is a petro product DOH - Besides whats up with the people that do not have real lives all ways hating people who have “fun” with their lives - Kinda Sad - Is the glass half full or half empty ? The people that “see” believe the green house gas energy the world is going to end soon are creating it by that belief ( things are as you believe and you can believe anything you can -Try make your belief for the best outcome you can - too difficult for you negators of positive light ! ) The Green people are the problem with the planet they are creating problems - There is nothing wrong with the planet ! So what if humans go extinct - it will make way for better evolution of species - Like the dinosaurs did to allow us to exist - Yeah save the dinosaur how daft humans would not have evolved to be where they are today if they had greenpeople then they are causing constipation of forward movement by stopping natural progression - Like you said steve idiots - Go Nicky Hayden !!! He is a fantastic human being and has reached performance levels that make’s mtt’s status of as a being appear the same as that of a slug - slimy and slow

    Comment by Grant — 11/2/2007 @ 4:00 am

  4. So what if humans go extinct?

    Great argument in favor of keeping the pollution going, Grant.

    Pumping smog into the air that we breath is now the “positive light”?

    Comment by Horatio — 11/2/2007 @ 8:28 am

  5. The Green Man is missing a golden oppurtunity. He could have used Hayden to push for motorcycle transportation as opposed to automobile transportation which would save far more gas and spew far less green house gases in the air. It could be argued that anyone promoting motorcyle use is more for the earth then those using automobiles.

    Do you ride a motorcycle or drive an automobile green boy?

    I’m for a green earth! But this lack of thinking irks me.

    You should have thought this through green boy.

    Comment by CBR Rider — 5/9/2008 @ 10:38 am

  6. If memory serves, CBR, Green Man rides a bicycle whenever possible.

    Ass-u-me nothing.

    Comment by Jim — 5/9/2008 @ 10:52 am

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