September 11 Cults and the Wee Little Terrorists

I see that today, the Western Massachusetts Independent Media Center, in cooperation with the 9/11 Truth Alliance, is holding one in a series of meetings “screening films that provide visual and scientific evidence that the towers were more likely brought down by controlled demolition (including building # 7, untouched by the airplanes)”.

Oh, groan. Listen, Western Massachusetts, debris fallen from the World Trade Center towers set building #7 on fire for hours longer than the building was designed to sustain.

No, I’m not in on the New World Order conspiracy. I’m just sick of people wasting their time with this bunk. It’s been debunked over and over and over, but the debunkings don’t seem to matter to people who believe in this stuff. It’s kind of like a religion, in that way. The cult of the September 11th controlled demolition.

I’m thinking of starting my own religion, which is organized around the central belief that it was elves who really destroyed the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. The elves want to bring woodlands back to Manhattan, you see. Top academics, who shall be named later, agree that airplanes could have not brought down the towers, so it must have been the elves.

Any one care to join? I’m going to file for tax-exempt status, so that I can preach and shout and roll about, just like Mac Hammond in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

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5 Responses to September 11 Cults and the Wee Little Terrorists

  1. Walter says:

    What will the name of your church be, the First Faery Fireball Witness Hall?

  2. bill giltner says:

    Wait a sec.

    You don’t have to be a “new world order” conspiracy person to realize that there are massive problems with the official story of 9/11.

    I urge you to take to time to examine the issues. They demand addressing if you have any sense of justice and if you think maybe the American people wouldn’t such jackasses if they had a clue to how they have been lied to.

  3. Walter says:

    Like what. Name one such “massive problem”, Bill.

  4. hudson says:

    like Norad was not scabbled, our fearless leader just sits and reads ‘my pet goat’. the list is almost endless., and the fact that they were not upfront from the start of this. They wanted to invade Iraq BEFORE 9/11. yes you should do some reading. or remebering.

  5. J. Clifford says:

    Norad was not scabbled?

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