Christians Disagree with Jesus and Support Republicans

I wrote earlier today on the empirical fact that in the past two years, Jesus has been supporting the Democrats. Follow-up research with the Federal Election Commission shows that during the same two years, those with a last name of “Christian” gave $64,436 to the Republicans and just $49,932 to Democratic candidates. That’s right, folks: the Christians just aren’t following Jesus any more. In fact, the Christians are doing just the opposite of what Jesus would do. Truly shocking.

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