“If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit”
– John 15:5
You know what I’m talking about here. A man in Jesus and Jesus in a man, at the same time? How much fruit can a man bear with Jesus in him? Well, you know, they say with God all things are possible.
Ha ha ha ha ha…….
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
According to the gender-accurate TNIV, this verse reads “I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.”
nice try
if your’e looking for gaety in the bible try “the diisciple Jesus loved”, I think the same one present at the foot of the cross when Jesus said to his mother “behold your son, behold your mother”.
According to the alien-visitation-accurate JNIV, this verse reads, “I am from the planet Yazbene. If you do not submit to my anal probe, then you shall face the wrath of the fisbane creature!”
nice try
He ment Spiritualy in him not that crap.