I have some terrible news. This morning, I told you all that I had scheduled an interview with Vlad the Impaler and Jack the Ripper for later this week. There was going to be a book deal too.
But now, wouldn’t you know it, I’ve received so many complaints that I’ve had to cancel the interview and the book deal. You see, when people complain, that means uh… that you can’t interview someone because… well, you certainly couldn’t publish a book if people complained about it, could you?
Plus, it turns out that Vlad the Impaler and Jack the Ripper are both dead. That was the clincher, for me.
