Bush Not Ready Yet For War in Iraq

Bush White House Spokesman Tony Snow admitted yesterday that George W. Bush still isn’t really prepared for his duties as Commander-in-Chief for the war he started in Iraq. Bush will have a plan for victory, Snow said, but “frankly, it’s not ready yet.”

Never fear, Snow said. President Bush will be ready in January. After he takes a winter vacation.

Apparently, Bush has been busy preparing a plan for how to deal with Genghis Khan’s merciless sweep across the steppes of central Asia. First things first.

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4 Responses to Bush Not Ready Yet For War in Iraq

  1. MinorRipper says:

    Great post, thanks. Don’t know if you’ve seen this David Letterman clip with Our Fearless Leader in it, but its pretty funny–
    http://www.minor-ripper.blogspot.com

  2. Jim says:

    Jesus H. Christmas Tree Barnum and Bailey Circus with a Cherry on Top!

    We’re three and a half years into his precious war of choice, a war that he said couldn’t wait, a war that he said we had to start right away, now now now now now or you’re with the terrorists, and George W. Bush is asking for an extension until next year for him to come up with a plan for the whole shebang?

    What does he think this is, a term paper?

  3. Iroquois Honky says:

    Does that mean we’re not going to execute Saddam before Christmas?

  4. Iroquois Honky says:

    The Baker-Hamilton Iraq study group report is available online if anyone likes to read stuff in the original.
    http://www.usip.org/isg/iraq_study_group_report/report/1206/index.html

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