Omigawd, I just read that Britney had to have an emergency hysterectomy just this evening! O MI GAWD! And while she was getting ready to go under the knife, she asked the doctor to slice off her nipples, and the doctor did it! Britney’s spokesperson says that she wants to donate her nipples to science, and was tired of breast feeding her babies anyway.
Of course, this is Britney Q. Robinsquince of 3782 Appletree Lane, Ottumwa, Iowa I am writing about.
Now that I’ve got your attention, did you know that for three months now, the President of the United States has been able to designate any person, even a citizen, an unlawful enemy combatant, without any review? Did you know that unlawful enemy combatants, once designated, can be detained indefinitely without the right to confront their accuser or to review the evidence against them?
Or do you just want me to go back to talking about Britney’s nipples?
Do you have a sense on how the powers designated to the President under the Military Comissions Act have been used so far? Where could I go to find this info? Who else is keeping an eye on this to possibly discover the number secret detainees? Have any reports of missing persons aired that could be related?