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Ohio Republicans Send me a Card, I Quiver
posted 21st February 2007 in Economy, Media, Politics, State and Local by Jim

Ohio Republican Party 2007 sustaining member card in good standingToday I received a fundraising appeal in the mail from the Ohio Republican Party, which is part of my negative donation strategy. Last summer I gave the group five dollars with the hope that they would spend more than five dollars on me in subsequent solicitations. I’ve never lied to them; I’ve just sent in my money and waited for the inevitable wasting effect. Cackle, cackle.

It’s working out so far: these letters come fairly often in the mail from various Republican and Republican-related groups, pretty much each of them with some little geegaw that is supposed to be motivational. This time, I got a nice membership card that reads “Ohio Republican Party 2007″ and informs all people to whom I will show this card (why?) that I am “a Sustaining Member in good standing for 2007.” It might just come in handy in a game of table hockey, I guess, but does such a thing actually motivate anyone to give more money?

Sigh. Well, it probably does. But at least I know that in one instance, there’s a little itsy bitsy countereffect.

One Comment to “Ohio Republicans Send me a Card, I Quiver”

  1. Joseph says:

    Damn! I wish I thought out that.

    You should include some pictures of the stuff they send you- along with a running total of the estimated cost.

what are you thinking?