A nationwide program of amnesty… Amnesty, I tell you!… has already begun.
All across the country, hundreds of millions of people are breaking the law, over and over and over again. It’s called speeding. You can see the police cars sitting there on the side of the road, letting lawbreakers… Lawbreakers, I tell you!… pass them on by. They only stop you if you’re going at least ten miles an hour over the speed limit — in some places, fifteen! Everybody knows it. Almost everybody breaks the law… the Law, i tell you! And the government is giving these lawbreakers a free pass. Amnesty!!!
But wait, it gets worse. Even if you get stopped by a police officer for going over the speed limit, the police officer can let you off with a warning and no ticket. Amnesty!!!
And there’s more! Even if you get stopped by a police officer for going over the speed limit, and even if the police officer doesn’t let you off with a warning, if it’s your first time getting caught you can have your legal penalties waived. Just show up to the court! Amnesty!!!!
I bet there’s a national movement to get rid of this three-layered amnesty program. I’m sure about it because when it comes to the national movement against amnesty for illegal immigrants, everyone insists that the problem isn’t the immigration of people with a funny language and brown skin. Golly gee, it’s not a problem with swarthy-skinned people and tildes! No, they don’t care if Americans are green or purple!! No, they say, the problem is that the immigration is illegal, and you just can’t have amnesty, Amnesty!!!, for illegal activities.
Right. And that’s why there must be a national movement against amnesty in speeding tickets. I’ve just got to go find it. Know where I should look?
