If you’re fishing for another reason to refuse the request of your young daughter for another tacky plastic tiara, melamine necklace, or shiny pink “crystal” ring, and you feel “it’s a pointless waste of money” or “you’re not really a princess” isn’t appropriate, try this one: “there’s a 20 percent chance that it contains lead and will give you brain damage, nookie numbs.” The “nookie numbs” part is essential; it cushions the blow.
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