Monthly Archives: December 2007

Haiku: The Shampoo of 2007

A slick promise of a meal of nutritive fruit for hair, hanging dead.

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2,008 Reasons To Vote Progressive in 2008 Compiled

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As of this afternoon, we have 2,008 reasons compiled. A few need to be edited, sourced, or sorted, and some revisions may need to be made as we now doublecheck the list to get it up to date but all the material is there – and just in the nick of time.

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Hackers Are Small Fry Next To Government

Today, on New Year’s Eve, the newspapers were full of articles telling us that 2007 was a record breaking year in terms of the theft of private information. The really sad thing is the newspapers didn’t even count the millions …

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Carl Shurz On War and Patriotism

At the end of this year, as America considers the difference between presidential candidates who supported the rush to invade Iraq and those who opposed that rush, let’s remember of the words of U.S. General and Senator Carl Shurz, who …

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Watch for Connections Between Unity08 and Bloomberg Group

Surprise, surprise. The day after Michael Bloomberg summoned 15 wealthy powerbrokers with multiple corporate connections to a meeting at which they will issue an policy platform ultimatum to the presidential candidates and then declare their own presidential bid, Unity08 posted …

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It Is Time For America To Stop Wallowing In Self Pity

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Mother Davis listens to Mitt Romney blather on about the terrorist threat and proposes, Ever since the attacks of September 11, 2001, the Republican Party has been pushing Americans to wallow in the memory of that day’s suffering. Helen Keller …

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Preacher for McCain and Huckabee Says USA Born in 1607

Progressives believe that the United States was born through the American Revolution and the establishment of the Constitution. Right wingers like John Hagee believe that all it took to create the United States was a prayer and a cross planted in the sand. If you vote for John McCain and Mike Huckabee in 2008, you’re voting for the cross-in-the-sand vision of the birth of America.

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John McCain Mixed Up With John Hagee, Just Like Mike Huckabee

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the McCain for President campaign began openly courting the support of John Hagee and his cadre of right wing supporters. McCain announced that he would make a surprise speech before Hagee’s pro-Armageddon organization, Christians United for Israel. John Hagee introduced John McCain himself, and then the two men hugged, signaling political allegiance.

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WaPo Rewrite: MegaRich Corporate Leaders Meet to Demand Presidency Their Way

Conservatism is not the only enemy of progressive politics. The creep of moneyed corporatism is just as important to watch out for, and it often travels under guise. David Broder of the Washington Post uses the word “Bipartisan” to refer …

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What Else Was Julie MacDonald Up To At the Department of the Interior?

the Center for Biological Diversity has been forced to file a lawsuit seeking to compel the government to open its records about Julie MacDonald’s record at the Department of the Interior. Thanks go out to the Center for Biological Diversity for its work on behalf of environmental integrity and open government. Only shame goes to the government for its continuing efforts to hide its mistakes from public view.

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Mike Huckabee Favors Believers In Terrorism By God

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Mike Huckabee has said that he thinks that right wing extremist John Hagee is “one of the great Christian leaders of our nation.” Hagee, in turn, has spoken quite freely about how Christian beliefs should be applied by the U.S. federal government. On the subject of international affairs, for example, Hagee says that the U.S. government ought to let terrorists organized by God dictate American foreign policy

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Unity08 at 1.2% of Membership Goal for Election 2008

A quick update on the status of Unity08, the corporation headed by lobbyists, public relations executives, mass mailing millionaires and campaign consultants that wants to pick its very own presidential and vice presidential candidate in June 2008: 1. After originally …

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Kucinich is Right on Huckabee and Pakistani Profiling

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Mike Huckabee’s plans to transform the American borders into a tool of ethnic and cultural purification are based on ignorant and mean-spirited assumptions. Mike Huckabee has demonstrated once again that he has no business becoming President of the United States.

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Election Bumpersticker Straw Poll, week of 12-29-07: Still a Race

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There are just four days left until the process to nominate presidential candidates for the election of 2008 commences with the Iowa caucuses of January 3, 2008. Coronation, my foot: there’s been a real horse race between contenders for the …

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Blue States Outperform Red States on Green Energy Readiness

No states got a grade of A on interconnection policies, but six states were given failing grades for their policies. Four of these failing states were red states. Only two blue states were placed in this failing category. Of the five states that got a grade of A on net metering policies, four were blue states that voted for John Kerry in 2004. Only one of these high-achieving states, Colorado, was a 2004 red state.

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Where Are the Pakistanis With Shoulder Fired Missiles, Mike Huckabee?

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Mike Huckabee might as well be talking about a threat from angry goblins crossing American borders as ranting on about Pakistanis in the United States with shoulder-fired missiles. Both are equally imaginary.

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Mike Huckabee Endorsed and Promoted Violent, Crazed Cult

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We already know that Mike Huckabee has endorsed John Hagee, calling the man who says the Holocaust is God’s punishment against the Jews for crucifying Jesus (erm, the Romans did that) “one of the great Christian leaders of our nation.” …

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Mike Huckabee Pakistaninanity

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Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee gave more reason for concern to those who doubt that he has the intelligence or experience necessary to deal with foreign policy matters as President of the United States when, in reaction to the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, he declared that we’re all in danger from Pakistani wickedness because Pakistan is the source of the largest number of illegal immigrants into the United States except for Latin America.

First, there’s an assassination in Pakistan. Then, Mike Huckabee informs us all that there’s a flood of Pakistanis illegally entering the United States. It’s clearly designed as a recipe for fear.

jcliffordLuckily, it’s a recipe for fear souffle, easily deflated. You see, what Mike Huckabee says about the national threat from Pakistanis sneaking into the United States just isn’t true.

Pakistanis are not at the top of the of the list the Department of Homeland Security keeps of people caught entering the United States illegally. That’s the official word from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Service.

According to the Department of Homeland Security, 435 Pakistanis were deported from the United States in the fiscal year of 2007. However, 521 Filipinos were deported during that time as well. You don’t hear Mike Huckabee warning about a crisis of Filipinos flooding over the nation’s borders.

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