Early results, as displayed on Google News, indicated that Ron Paul might have as much as 50 percent of the Republican primary vote in Minnesota. That was a shock to me, as Ron Paul had not even gotten above 20 percent in any other primary. Could Minnesota Republicans really be so overwhelmingly pro-Paul, given the Ron Paul campaign’s previous failures in all other state primaries and caucuses?
Yes! I am proud to announce that, with 100% of precincts reporting, Ron Paul has won the Republican primary in Minnesota… Minnesota County in the Land of Oz. The Minnesotanoonians, a group of cow herders with green skin who stand nine feet tall and have three shoulders, have overwhelmingly endorsed the Ron Paul agenda, giving Ron Paul 65 percent of their votes.
It seems that the Minnesotanoonians are being harrassed by their neighbors, the Heelakalpians, a tribe of dog-faced watermelon farmers who are flooding the dairy market with useless Amero coins.
Back here in Earth in the United States of America, with 15 percent of precincts reporting, the Minnesota Republican primary is still up in the air, with Mitt Romney leading at 38%, John McCain in second at 24 percent, Mike Huckabee close behind at 23 percent, and Ron Paul pulling in fourth, at about where he has been in other states, at 15 percent.
Of course, with just 15 percent of precincts reporting, I don’t want to rule out a Ron Paul victory. You never know – the Winged Monkeys from the Illuminati Bilderberg witches could come along and put people on the North American Union super highway.
Sorry to say, but it’s over. At least Ron Paul got his ideas out there. I guess the country needs to go further down the tubes and become more broke before more people wake up. http://brushfires2008.com/2008/02/05/dont-blame-me-i-voted-for-ron-paul-bumper-sticker/
Oh, yes, I think no one can deny that Ron Paul’s ideas are out there.