Sweet Nothings in Our Morning Love Mail

Yawn, stretch. What a beautiful snowy day. Coffee, coffee. And my my, what do we have here in our pretty pretty mailbox?

Still killing innocent babies still in the mother’s womb? You are beyond dispicable….. Conservatives don’t judge you. Someone much higher will though……Good day

Well golly and crackers, what a fun roller coaster ride for so early in the morning. First he finds out about my deeply held secret, my precious baby-killing X-ray eyes. Oh dear, now I shall have to seek him out and perform my special x-ray memorectomy upon him. Then there’s the insult, then the refrain from judgment, then the threat from the fictional magic deity, then the fond fare-me-well. Thankee thankee, you anonymous love mailer. You’ve worked out all the kinks in my neck!

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7 Responses to Sweet Nothings in Our Morning Love Mail

  1. Floop says:

    No, no, there’s no deity involved. He’s saying that someone up in the Andes will judge you. Or perhaps the Himalayas.

  2. Jim says:

    You could be right. Or he could have been referring to a heroin addict. They can be so judgmental!

  3. McGovern4ever says:

    He’s not in the Andes kind of high, he’s smoking something. I think he is saying you have to get really high on dope to be judgmental enough to send an email.

    It’s the Aussies who say “good day” though, and it doesn’t mean goodbye, it means hello–pronounced something like “go day”. Your letter is from an Australian stoner.

  4. Floop says:

    Maybe it’s the guy upstairs, who’s bothered by the noise you make killing all those innocent unborn babies all the time.

  5. Damen says:

    There are times I’m led to believe these types of people (pro-lifers) actually think that liberals and pro-choicers sit around their computers, jacking off to videos of abortions.

  6. Kristine says:

    Jim you are too funny! :)

  7. Ralph says:

    I’m sick and tired of it being said that liberals “want” abortions.

    It’s not like conservatives with war. Conservatives LIKE war, they get hyped up on it, they cheer for it.

    Ask a liberal, and they’ll tell you they don’t LIKE abortions. They just recognize that an abortion is sometimes the best of a number of bad alternatives and that the choice ultimately ought to be the woman’s.

    Ask any liberal, and they’ll tell you they’re for all kinds of things like the widespread availability of contraception and sex education, which will reduce the number of abortions.

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