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James Carville: Hillary Clinton is Jesus Christ

Filed under Democrats, Election 2008, Politics, Religion by Jim at 11:46 am

“An act of betrayal,” said James Carville, an adviser to Mrs. Clinton and a friend of Mr. Clinton.

“Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic,” Mr. Carville said, referring to Holy Week.

Bill Richardson is Judas? That would make Hillary Clinton Jesus Christ, the Savior of us All. In James Carville’s mind, Bill Richardson is a traitor to the Messiah, and Barack Obama is …

fill in the blank.

I’m not going along with the analogy until I see Senator Clinton raise the dead and curse a fig tree.


9 Comments »

  1. …an ambulance chaser, of course. Who do you THINK pays out silver? A Pharisee, or if you want to get really snarky, a Sadducee, although I have heard that more Sadducees come from Yale than Harvard.

    Obama could have been in line to be the next Pope, but he rejected the offer of Apostle. Now, after chasing around in synagogues that sponsor people like Farrakhan and Khadafi, he will have to take leftovers from the Sanhedrin.

    Comment by Anonymous — 3/22/2008 @ 1:00 pm

  2. And did Anonymous just excavate the darkest bottom of anti-Obama lunacy? I wish it were so.

    Comment by Junga — 3/22/2008 @ 3:11 pm

  3. Don’t Obama and Richardson go to church? Their consultant Axelrod is Jewish, so he wouldn’t be expected to know, but you you think one of them would have caught the symbolism.

    Comment by Iroquois — 3/22/2008 @ 11:36 pm

  4. Of course Hillary is not Jesus Christ. Obama called himself the savior first, so he gets to be the titular Christhead. After all, Kerry said Obama will reach right over the tops of the heads of all the Islam leaders in the world and reach the PEOPLE of the world and end the strife between Islam and Christianity. When Kerry was asked why he would be able to do that; Kerry replied because he is black. And the righteous Rev Wright, as you know told us all that O was Jesus.

    Comment by Deborah C — 3/24/2008 @ 5:53 pm

  5. James Carville refuses to apologize, and told a reporter, “I doubt if Governor Richardson and I will be particularly close in the future.”

    James Carville is making himself an enemy of a Democratic governor just because that governor didn’t endorse Carville’s choice of candidate? Carville isn’t much of a political consultant then, is he?

    Of course, James Carville’s first big political consulting gig was getting Zell Miller elected to the Senate. I wonder if James Carville and Zell Miller are still close friends.

    Comment by Juniper — 3/25/2008 @ 10:22 am

  6. I’ve given up…
    and started sending my monthly funds to McCain until this BS stops..
    this cam pain is different and needs to get back down here where it started.. with more or less incentives…

    Comment by fed up — 3/27/2008 @ 9:48 pm

  7. Why yes! I happen to be an ordinary citizen, and not at all a Republican Party operative, and I, as a Democrat, am so fed up with the Democratic candidates that I am going to cut off all my hair, sell it, and donate the proceeds to John McCain!

    I really am speaking the truth very much!

    Comment by Fruktata — 3/27/2008 @ 10:13 pm

  8. I, personally, am so tired of seeing campaign operatives make Biblical allusions that I will pry my teeth out with a fork. Right.

    Comment by Jim — 3/27/2008 @ 10:27 pm

  9. Well I am a Republican who is so tired of Republicans pretending to be Democrats giving up on the Democratic party that I am giving up on the Republicans and giving my money to the Democrats.

    Until this BS stops.

    Honestly.

    Comment by Fed up ex-Republican — 3/28/2008 @ 8:11 pm

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