Tonight the Democratic Presidential Debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama will be aired on TV on ABC at 8 PM, and we are all prepared to…

… to what? Learn something new? Maybe if we’re just emerging out of a coma. Otherwise, if you’re at all politically curious, you’ve had more than twenty chances to see debates within the past year featuring Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Chances are the two candidates aren’t going to be releasing any brand spanking new policy proposals on the stage in Philadelphia tonight. The most you’ll see is some stylistic sparring. So go ahead, treat it like the entertainment it will be and have some fun.

Below are three printable Democratic Debate Bingo cards filled with words and phrases with a varying likelihood of being propelled out of a candidate’s mouth tonight. You know the rules: five across, five down or five diagonally in a row and you win. Win what? That’s up to you. I don’t suggest turning it into a drinking game, though, unless you have a high tolerance for alcohol. I expect these phrases to be turning up quite a bit, and you wouldn’t want to be so drunk that you didn’t catch every last veiled insult, would you? Hmm. Okay, go ahead and turn it into a drinking game if you like.

And here’s a blank playing card for you to write in your own favorite debate catchphrases…