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It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time of barricaded roads and new paths. Maps fade and direction is lost as we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we pass, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Gone are the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.

Irregular Catalog Item #CUS42251: Brick
posted 16th May 2008 in Economy, Humor and Fun, Media by Jim

Discover! Open a world of exploration to your own little Isaac Newton with this timeless classic. Introduces concepts of mass, gravity, electromagnetic force, weight, momentum, acceleration and the body's own healing systems, all through play.  Includes a patina of Organic material from Nature herself. Collectible. $29.95

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2 Comments to “Irregular Catalog Item #CUS42251: Brick”

  1. Mary Baker says:

    HYSTERICAL! The tragedy is that there are a lot of “helicopter” parents who’d actually buy it!!!

  2. Antiqued says:

    I’d like to take that to an antique auction. It’s already been distressed, and that should add a lot to its value.

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