Here’s a picture of John McCain giving a big hug to John Hagee, whose endorsement McCain actively pursued for months more than a year, all the while he now says without knowing anything about the religious, ethnic and gay-bashing slurs Hagee was well known for elsewhere.
What could McCain and Hagee possibly be saying to one another in this picture?
Can you fill in the words?
John McCain: Well, hello stranger. What have you got in your pocket there?
John Hagee: My pistol. I’m going Jew-hunting later… for their own salvation.
“John! We can’t do that! God would send a hurricane to drown us in punishment!”
“What are you afraid of, John? Are your levees leaking?”
“John I cant wait until the media tries to twist this into a Rev. Wright moment!”… “Yeah who knows maybe we will get lucky and that lunatic from Columbus will post it on his blog.”
“John, won’t your supporters be offended that I say that we need to wage a war against non-Christians, that the entire city of New Orleans needed to be destroyed by God because of a gay pride parade, and that Jews deserved the Holocaust?”
“My friend, don’t worry about it. My supporters actually like that kind of stuff, and the average Joe will deny it anyway. I can just plead Alzheimer’s.”
McCain: “OK now, cough.”
McCain: “This is how I usually get Joe in the mood”
McCain…”Since I’m Three Quarters democrat and they have no morals or standards i think it will be okay to touch your penis on camera…”
Scott seems to forget that most of the male politicians caught touching other males in public turn out to be gay bashing Republican hypocrites.
McCain: is that a crucifix in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
that’s right AT! Scott has it all wrong (just like a conservative would). go to armchairsubversive dot org. those wacky gay-bashing neocons always manning up together. lol. do as i say not as i do. luv the ted haggard thing and the toe-tapping larry craig. lmao!