Across the USA, Republicans are shaking their heads, dizzy, disoriented by a Democratic presidential candidate that they can’t actually find much fault with. Barack Obama seems like a reasonable, intelligent, capable presidential candidate, even to Republicans, but he’s a… a… Democrat.
It’s a dangerous realization, especially in hot summer weather, for Republican zealots who are used to dismissing Democratic candidates with a wave of the hand and a flippant phrase: Surrender monkey! Taliban lover! Towel head sympathizer! None of these attacks seem to work against Barack Obama, and so many dyed-in-the-wool Republicans have been found lying on the floor, sweaty, hyperventilating, with their eyes glazed over in confused horror. Some of them have been heard muttering, “Loren Davis… must find dirt… Raila Odinga… satanic conspiracy… communist terrorist… Frank Marshall Davis…”
Let me offer a hand of assistance to them: Have you tried the ancient art of the anagram? It is through the secrets of the anagram that you will find Barack Obama exposed!
Your TV and radio gurus have already given you part of what you need: Barack Obama’s real name is Barack Hussein Obama Middle names are terribly important in politics. Just look back through American history at all the presidents who failed because of unfortunate middle names, and you’ll find… well… nothing. That’s not the point, though! We all know that John Sidney McCain has more middle name points because of… you know… wink, wink… that thing that has nothing at all to do with skin color.
Are you feeling your dander get back up yet? Does Barack Obama feel somehow inherently wrong for America again? Good! Now you’re ready to begin your anagram adventure! Take the name Barack Hussein Obama and see what words are secretly hidden in it. They will reveal themselves if you shuffle the letters around enough. Here are some that I’ve found:
Kashmir UNESCO
Krishna mouse
Amish bonkers
Ankh microbe
heck Russian bomb
H-bomb sucker
nuke racism
Bush misreckon
Mason rubbish
Mason bribe
Sack Brunei
Serb hokum
Do you see what kind of nasty truths about Barack Obama have been uncovered already? These anagrams would indicate that Barack Obama is involved in a devious Serbian Russian conspiracy with the Sultan of Brunei to explode a hydrogen bomb over Kashmir using the cover of UNESCO’s one world government network in order to establish a satanic Hindu Muslim Amish Masonic lodge funded through public corruption with ancient egyptian hieroglyphs.
The anagrams would indicate that, if anagrams could actually indicate anything at all. Of course, they don’t really indicate anything, except that Republicans are so desperate to find anything negative to say about Barack Obama that they’re willing to play all kinds of games with his name in the hopes that they’ll hit hateful paydirt.
Keep digging… a little bit more to the right now…
How bout these anagrams. Tony Rezko, Bill Ayers, Donnie McKlurkin, Jeremiah Wright, Micheal Pfleger, Jim Johnson (Countrywide) . Furthermore, no one I know outside of Chris Mathews has ever accused BHO as being capable or smart. 57 states? Arab translators for Afghanistan? If this guy wasn’t your second coming he’d be the dumbest guy since Quayle. Reasonable? More like Laughable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBX8sz3tO8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_WY29woBxg
Glad to see this on his website…
http://my.barackobama.com/page/community/post/adamroberts/C2Qm/commentary
Smart, real smart.
Joe, are you kidding? Have actually bothered to read one of Obama’s books?
You are what this article makes fun off. All you can do is trot out your little cultural phobias and conspiracy theories.
Why are you so afraid?
Why are you so naive? Have I even read his book? NO why the fuck would I? He is a liar like 90% of Washington. Explain away ANY of the above mentioned issues. The youtube and quotes aren’t theories, unless you contend that they are fakes. What phobia? That a criminal, or a true racist or that a Marxist Commie will become President? If those are now phobia’s yeah I have ‘em. I think they are probably good questions that need answered. He is a dumbass and people that eat up his lines are pretty dense too. “Hope and Change for a better tomorrow, We can do it.” WTF? Platitudes and an empty suit.
Joe for president! Joe for president! no more empty promises! Let’s put his brilliant mind to work!! Joe for a better tomorrow, he can do it!!
Joe, you would read Obama’s book if you wanted to truly measure Obama’s intelligence.
Clearly, you’re not interested in doing that.
You come on here and babble about how Barack Obama is an empty suit, but you won’t even bother to look at the remarkable record of substance that Obama has created in his impressive career.
How can you say that Obama is dumb when you haven’t even bothered to research Obama’s works yourself?
Hmmm. Could it be that you’re just repeating what OTHER people have told you about Obama?
Now THAT’S dumb.
I don’t need to “research his works” He is a Junior Senator with more present votes than anyone else. Hitler wrote a book Junga doesn’t mean he had good ideas. Not suprising that a book written about himself makes himself look good? NO WAY! So instead of spoon feeding his version of his life start asking some real questions such as the ones I stated above. Better yet since you are so wise in his ways explain away his friendships and associations with afore mentioned enemies of America. Let me guess “It wasn’t the (Fill in the Blank) that BHO knew.” Douche bag. Good thing he can read with a teleprompter and David Axelrod’s words he can’t talk.
You don’t even know what a “present” vote in the Illinois State Legislature means, or you would not embarrass yourself like this. Return to the Reality-Based Community.
Enlighten me then Sage Jim….Once you get done Nancy Drew-ing the neighborhood for the Bumper Sticker Bandits that is.
“Joe for president! Joe for president! no more empty promises! Let’s put his brilliant mind to work!! Joe for a better tomorrow, he can do it!!”
You forgot Hope and Change AT otherwise I approve this message. FYI, not brilliant but full of common sense with no ties to terrorists, Countrywide or slumlords. I haven’t done cocaine either. I was never a Muslim. I know what year Selma marches took place in relation to my birth. I don’t hate white people. This is hard to stop…
WTF?
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1212659716936&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
He was a Muslim? NO!
That last link shows you’ve gone thoroughly off the deep end, grasping at little tiny unjustifiable straws to justify your prepared conclusion.
Was he a Muslim or not I can’t figure it out?
Try this on for size. I found that stuff now i’m doing my entire name and trying to figure out what words are there and what order there supposed to go in… its frustrating… there is a connection tho… keep this quiet will you? only because i’m paranoid….
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=98440212&blogID=446758554
“Keep this quiet, will you?” Oh, that’s a good one. OK.
Hey, everybody on the internet, if you’re reading this, well, don’t! Go away! Shoo!
Now I’ve done my part. You don’t have to worry about your numerology spreading like wildfire! Whew, what a relief.
Actually….If you’ve ever read anything by Bill Aires you’d probably realize that the way he writes is very much the way Obama writes. But then again maybe his teleprompter wrote it for him.
Actually….If you’ve ever read anything by me you’d probably realize that the way I write is very much the way that you write. But then again maybe you’re just a figment of my imagination.