National Men’s Health Week was last week – June 9-15. Damn it, I found out about it yesterday – one day too late.
It makes me so angry at myself that I didn’t find out about Men’s Health Week until too late. That’s not healthy, being angry at yourself. See what kind of trouble I’m in? I missed out on the one week in the year when I as a man can work on being healthy.
Now I’ll have to just sit around waiting until 2009 to get in good health. Procrastination is not a healthy thing. Doh! There I go again.
But, what’s this? The Men’s Health Week web site is hosted at menshealthmonth.org. There’s a whole Men’s Health Month? By Jove, there is – all June long!
But wait – June is already Torture Awareness Month. How can June be Men’s Health Month and Torture Awareness Month? Does this mean that torture awareness is healthy? How can they have a Men’s Health Week and a Men’s Health Month at the same time?
Augh! Too many questions! I can’t stop thinking about Men’s Health Month and Week! I’m obsessed!
Ack! Obsession is not healthy! I’m doomed!
