Shrinking Car Sales Spike Interest

Chris Salzberg writes of “sluggish car sales apparently causing a major drag.” “Who is to blame?” asks Salzberg ploddingly, seemingly unaware of the effect of sluggish cars on traffic. Pokey is as pokey does. Salzberg continues writing in his misapprehension:

Bloggers writing about the reports of shrinking car sales this week, in any case, didn’t seem terribly surprised by the news.

Who wouldn’t be surprised by this news? I am terribly surprised by the news of shrinking car sales. I mean, come on, how cool is that? I’ve always wanted a shrinking car. Perfect for parallel parking. Those geniuses in Detroit… how do they do it?

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4 Responses to Shrinking Car Sales Spike Interest

  1. Sam says:

    Good! That means that there will be more cheaper Expeditions and Tahoe for me to buy…..

  2. jeff says:

    a vote for obama is a vote for hate
    fags

    http://grizzlygroundswell.com/archives/1334

  3. Jim says:

    Man, Jeff. That was funny! Thanks for the laugh. The “fags” bit right after the word “hate” was an especially choice touch.

    You should partner up with Sam. Take your obsession with our cocks, pair it up with Sam’s obsessive notion that Barack Obama is a “gangster” in the “hood,” and you’d have a great road show.

  4. Sam says:

    Jim…I never said he was from the hood…just acts like one…

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