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Thursday, July 24th, 2008

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Can You Get Amero Coins Through Irregular Times?

Filed under Video by jclifford at 7:38 am

Earlier this year, while Ron Paul supporters were still insisting that their candidate would become President in 2009 because he had the support of the majority of the American people, I made a little video purporting to show an Amero - by showing a handful of plastic play coins from a children’s pirate costume.

Those of you who don’t follow the kinks of libertarian ideology may not know what the Amero is. There’s good reason for that. It’s because the Amero doesn’t exist. It’s a paranoid delusion based upon speculation and a fantasy coin that somebody once had minted for themselves.

The funny thing abut paranoid delusions is that they can persist by feeding upon nothing more than fantasies. So, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to find out that someone took the video seriously.

Overnight, we got the following email from Ty: “I saw your video on youtube showing off the Amero coin - where on earth did you find this, and is it possible to get one? Please Advise.”

Okay Ty, here’s my advice: It’s not easy to get an Amero, because they’re very popular, and so they’re usually on back order. Don’t give up, though. Look in the Yellow Pages under Illuminati. There should be a local chapter, but if there isn’t, don’t worry. The national chapter has a toll-free number.


4 Comments »

  1. You find Ameros right next to the wooden nickels and the $1,000,000 bill…

    Comment by leorising — 7/24/2008 @ 12:03 pm

  2. and the former U.S. dollar, before long . . .

    Comment by Tom — 7/24/2008 @ 12:34 pm

  3. You know all these sheeple who don’t support their insults with facts, are always the ones who forget that THEY WERE WRONG WHEN THE TRUTH COMES TO PASS. THE AMERO IS REAL, JUST NOT IN THE MINDS OF THOUGHTLESS CATTLE WHO STILL THINK THE MILITARY OWNED MEDIA IS TELLING THEM THE TRUTH. I hope you sheep remember this article when you are are standing in a government bread line waiting for your free 10 ameros to spend. Just like the crazy people who were warning us of $5 gas over 7 years ago. But that’s just crazy. Who knew ORWELL would be this accurate. Rest in Peace America, heil the north american union, yeah I know that (NAFTA) is just a fantasy too.

    Comment by truthbetold — 8/12/2008 @ 1:55 am

  4. Purple dingos from Peru are real.

    Don’t believe it? Well then you must be sheep who do not support their insults with facts.

    I hope you remember your denial when you are standing in a Peruvian purple dingo bread line!

    Comment by Ralph — 8/12/2008 @ 5:39 pm

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