British publication The Sun says that no one can use the following photograph without their permission, because it presents a uniquely valuable, shocking expose of the life of extraterrestrial fairies visiting the earth.
The headline: Leprechaun-alien snapped.
The Sun explains that the person who took this photograph “swears the image has not been doctored.” Gee, really?
Well, I for one am not going to question what someone else believes. I mean, that would be rude, wouldn’t it? In fact, I want to validate the feelings of the alien leprechaun photographer by sharing a similar experience I had looking at a photograph of John McCain, giving a speech in front of an American flag (because otherwise people might think he’s a Canadian).
Here’s the original photograph:
Now, here’s a closeup of that area of the flag next to John McCain’s elbow:
It’s amazing – and I didn’t doctor this photograph! Well, except for the yellow arrow and the green circle.
That crucifix was clearly placed right next to John McCain to let us all know that McCain is really Jesus returned to Earth to spread the divine gospel of tax cuts! God really works in tricky ways, doesn’t he!
And who would have suspected that John McCain is Jesus, now that he’s shaved his beard? It’s almost as if McCain were waiting until the right moment to reveal himself as the Messiah… and that moment is at hand! Hallelujah! Baptize yourself in the Potomac!