Muthee won her the office of Guv
Praying hands brought down might from Above
But Muthee has itches
Hunting ones he calls witches
Fitting Palin like hand in a glove.
Can you sum up the Palin witch craze
In a limerick (not with essays)?
Keep it simple and sweet
In this tale, what’s the meat
To digest in these upcoming days?
Palin asked Muthee, “Do you know
a way to make me rule Juneau?”
Just don’t call it a “spell”
or we’ll land up in Hell,
like the witches you chase to and fro.
This Muthee gets witches detected.
He makes their life hell if suspected.
If Palin’s alike,
(That’s Sarah, not Mike)
A new inquisition’s expected!
Sarah Palin went to the church to see
if witches could be found by Muthee
No witches were found
But fanatics abound
Colbert says this is more than “truthy”
There once was a Pastor named Muthee
Whose sermons on witchcraft were truthy
He blessed Guv’ner Palin
But now she is failin’
And You-Tube makes both’ them look goofy
Dear Sarah I must say it’s thrillin’
To hear you condem honour killin’
But if you’re consistent
You must be resistent
To stoning of women by villians