It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time for the widening of previous roads and the opening of new paths, a time of an emptying country and swelling cities, yet a time when these paths are mined by knowing algorithms of the all-seeing eye. It is the time of the warrior's peace and the miser's charity, when the planting of a seed is an act of conscientious objection.
These are the times when maps fade and direction is lost. Forwards is backwards now, so we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we are all passing, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times, but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Behind us we have left the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.
Cindy McCain: “She may be number two on the Republican ticket, but my hair reflects the light of the sun straight back into outer space, thus fighting global warming.”
Cindy McCain: “If you say ‘lipstick’ one more time, I’m going to squeeze this button in my hand, and then the microphone will squirt water right on those cute little glasses of yours.”
Cindy: (lustily) Just a heartbeat away & then she’s all mine…who knew Alaskan chicks were so HOT! Now that’s a “CHANGE I can believe in.” Why should Ellen (DeGeneres) get all the hot chicks?
Sarah: Excuse me a minute folks…..ummm sir…could you please move the uhhh teleprompter a bit closer? I cant read it from here and I dont want to have to answer these pesky…I mean interesting questions on my own….(aside comment to Cindy…”Etgay emay outway ofway erehay”)
Cindy: my goodness - I am so glad I was able to swipe enough painkillers to get me through this whole Sarah-John love-fest - Oh puhhleeeze! Sarah you can have him - he’s such a cranky old man!!
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Cindy McCain: “All I have to do is push that valve release button on the back of her head, and all the air will come right out.”
Cindy McCain: “She may be number two on the Republican ticket, but my hair reflects the light of the sun straight back into outer space, thus fighting global warming.”
Cindy McCain: “If you say ‘lipstick’ one more time, I’m going to squeeze this button in my hand, and then the microphone will squirt water right on those cute little glasses of yours.”
Yeess! No more ‘dumb blond’ jokes.
Sarah: “Look! You can see Russia from here!”
Cindy:
You may think that you will get the power. But I will get the money..
Dream on beauty queen it aint over til the BLOND lady sings!
Cindy: (lustily) Just a heartbeat away & then she’s all mine…who knew Alaskan chicks were so HOT! Now that’s a “CHANGE I can believe in.” Why should Ellen (DeGeneres) get all the hot chicks?
cindy:…it’s a good thing us Gop gals take care of ourselves….those dems are ugly as a mud fence!
cindy: don’t look down at her ass, don’t look down at her ass, don’t look down……..doah!
Sarah: …and my running mate John McCain and I will fight the big…
Cindy: Oh get over yourself, bitch, John says you’re a c*** just like me.
Oh! my.. I have to stand & smile behind this woman…just grin & bear it, soon it will be over.
Cindy McCain: “Should I tell Sarah that she isn’t wearing an American flag lapel pin?”
Cindy: Its kind of nice to look like the smart one for once
Sarah: Excuse me a minute folks…..ummm sir…could you please move the uhhh teleprompter a bit closer? I cant read it from here and I dont want to have to answer these pesky…I mean interesting questions on my own….(aside comment to Cindy…”Etgay emay outway ofway erehay”)
Wait is that a halogram of Putin over her head, well,I’ll be damned!
Sarah: And John McCain - isn’t he swell !!!
Cindy: my goodness - I am so glad I was able to swipe enough painkillers to get me through this whole Sarah-John love-fest - Oh puhhleeeze! Sarah you can have him - he’s such a cranky old man!!
Cindy: Who is this white trash and why is she ruining my coronation?
Maybe Cheney will take her hunting.