Bizarre Pickup Truck Bumper Sticker Combination
My cell phone camera doesn’t have much of a focus, so you’ll have to take my word for it that the four bumper stickers on the back of this pickup truck read:
Welcome to America, Now Speak English
Caution: Driver Just Doesn’t Give a Shit
Stand Up For America! Be An American!!
Barack Obama 2008
And here I was thinking of being a Lithuanian….
It was once said that we are multitudes, but the owner of this truck is multitudier. This has got to be the most interesting combination of bumper stickers I’ve seen on one vehicle in a long time, rivaled only by the pair I saw in Tucson back in the 1990s:
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost
Make Like Vomit And Get Out of My Face




















Sounds perfectly reasonable to me and I’m not kidding.
My personal favorite bumper sticker said. ” Don’t question authority. Ignore it”
Obama is American, and it’s good to know a variety of Americans are accepting that.
You don’t need to be Liberal to support Obama.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king
W(.)(.)T!
Tolkien said “W(.)(.)T”?
Let me look that up….
yeah, right there, on page 473.
I’m curious. Does adding nipples change the pronounciation of WOOT?