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Yesterday, Sarah Palin went to California for a private fundraiser at which she gushed about how happy she was to have come to the event in Marin County, which was a little odd for the people listening to her speak, given that they were in San Mateo County.

The height of absurdity at this elitist event, in which people had to pay big amounts of money just to be let in the door, is that the Republicans there tried to pretend that they were all big populists. The host of the event, Tom Siebel, yelled, “Sarah Palin carries the flag of outrage… for each of who cries out, ‘We’re mad as hell, and we’re not going to take it any more!’”

Tom Siebel is mad as hell, and he’s not going to take it any more? What does Tom Siebel have to be angry about? He’s a billionaire! Yes, Siebel has billions of dollars of assets at his personal command, but he says that he’s going to vote against John McCain and Sarah Palin because he’s mad, and he’s not going to take it any more.

Well, Mr. Siebel, if you’re not going to take it any more, why don’t you send it my way from now on? I could use the money. You can write the check to F.G. Fitzer at 123 When Hell Freezes Over Boulevard, Thatllbetheday, Oklahoma.

Why would billionaire Tom Siebel be mad as hell at Barack Obama and Joe Biden? Because the Senate hasn’t given him big enough corporate tax loopholes? Cry me a river, Tom Siebel.

What about the rest of them, the rich and powerful elites who wrote big checks from their fat bank accounts so that they could meet Sarah Palin? Why should they be mad as hell? They’re all Republicans. They voted to elect George W. Bush. They got what they wanted. Their choice has been running the show for years, and they’ve had special access. So what’s for them to be mad about?

Are they mad at themselves?

Are they just mad - you know, insane?

Well, maybe these people are crazy. They paid big money so that they could listen to Sarah Palin speak, after all. Sarah Palin - speaking.

I don’t think any sane person would pay money in order to hear Sarah Palin talk. Oh, they’re mad as hell, all right - mad like a fox… with rabies.