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Gingrich-Ensign 2012: Bible-Thumping Wife-Swappers for America
posted 17th June 2009 in Bumper Stickers, Buttons, Politics, Republicans, Sex and Gender by Jim

Newt Gingrich for President and John Ensign for Vice President in 2012: it’s the choice ticket, a perfect representation of Republican moral values in statement and in practice.

Gingrich-Ensign 2012 Bible-Thumping Wife Swappers Bumper Sticker
Gingrich-Ensign 2012 Button: It's the The Gays' Fault!
Gingrich-Ensign: A Cuckold in Every Pot
Gingrich-Ensign 2012: Lewd Prude Dudes
Gingrich-Ensign, Promiscuous Patriots Pin		 Gingrich, Ensign and the Gays bumper sticker
Gingrich-Ensign for America Bumper Sticker
Gingrich-Ensign 2012 2.25 inch Button
Gingrich-Ensign 2012 Magnet
Gingrich-Ensign: Adulterous Swingers for Traditional Marriage Bumper Sticker

There’s synergy in the pairing: I mean, they could cheat on each other’s wives with each other’s wives! It would save them time that they could otherwise spend explaining to us how the rest of America’s marriages should be arranged. How handy for them.

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3 Comments to “Gingrich-Ensign 2012: Bible-Thumping Wife-Swappers for America”

  1. le pelerin says:
    6/20/2009 at 12:30 am

    I didn’t think Gringrich was a bible thumper, just a wife swapper. Got to have your facts!

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  2. tanya says:
    6/20/2009 at 2:54 am

    I love how Republicans get elected on the basis of moral values by the uneducated, yet behind closed doors they’re the most immoral freedom-oppressing people ever.

    I think people’s eyes are opening, honestly. Just look at Obama’s runaway success in this past election. People are finally seeing the failure of the GOP policies and its effects on this country.

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