A real pirate would talk like a pirate when it isn’t Talk Like A Pirate Day ™. A real pirate wouldn’t care if Aunt Gertie or Biff from Accounting looked askance.
Of course, a real pirate would probably kill your family, too.
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A real pirate would talk like a pirate when it isn’t Talk Like A Pirate Day ™. A real pirate wouldn’t care if Aunt Gertie or Biff from Accounting looked askance.
Of course, a real pirate would probably kill your family, too.
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Why don’t we trademark Steal Like A Pirate Day (TM)?
I don’t get it. I’ve seen others talking about this too. Is there a trademarked day?
Doesn’t Switzerland have a Pirate’s political party? I’d consider voting for a pirate party if we had that.
I thought about dressing up last week, y’know, with a sniper hole in my head and talking with a Somali accent, but I didn’t think anyone would get it.
Tee hee!
Naw, it is not literally trademarked; that was expressive license to get across the point that what was a few years ago a lighthearted and subversive poke at holidays has been grabbed by corporations and adopted as another new McHoliday on which people are supposed to participate by buying McCrap for “flair.”
Step right up . . . (Tom Waits)