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It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time of barricaded roads and new paths. Maps fade and direction is lost as we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we pass, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Gone are the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.

Swine Flu Is The Missionary-Be-Gone Miracle Cure
posted 7th November 2009 in Religion by Peregrin Wood

A pair of Mormon missionaries just came to my door, as they have many times before, trying to get us to convert. This morning, however, they cut their message short. I greeted them with a “Good morning! Our whole house has swine flu.”

They were off the porch in 5 seconds. It seems that their faith stops where viruses begin.

Praise H1N1!

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One Comment to “Swine Flu Is The Missionary-Be-Gone Miracle Cure”

  1. Jacob says:
    11/7/2009 at 10:14 am

    wimps…

    Reply

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