Q: How did the artist end up getting arrested for graffiti?
A: Well, he had to draw the line somewhere.
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Q: Why don’t you tend to find any Yellowfins playing at Carnegie Hall?
A: It’s really quite hard to tuna fish. Besides, their presentation tends to be canned.
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Share your favorite bad joke here. Which one can make the rest of us groan the loudest?
Told by my son:
Q: Why can you use a soft voice when talking to a mountain?
A: Because it has mountaineers.
Q: Did you hear about the cross-eyed schoolteacher?
A: She had trouble with her pupils … Every time she cried the tears ran down the back of her neck … That gave her bacteria.