Hey, atheists! Here’s an opportunity you shouldn’t pass up.

If you fill out a very simple form over here, the Media Research Center and Newsbusters (really just two names for the same conservative media creature) will promise to waste their budget sending you letters about the latest Jesus this and theocratic that and kill-the-Muslims other thing. Over a year or so, it’ll negate a John Bircher’s donation to the group, and you’ll get more than a few yuks from your mail. (Did you know Barack Obama’s secret Muslim cabal has plans to turn the Washington Monument into a Minaret from which he will proclaim the new Islamic Caliphate of Dee Cee?????)

But wait, there’s more! If you sign up today (or, okay, tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after that too), you will get, absolutely free, your very own highly sassy atheist bumper sticker!

No, it doesn’t actually come to you that way. When you get it in the mail, it’ll look like this:

But through the magic of scissors, you can make it look like this:

An defiant atheist bumper sticker in Swiss-ish red and white? Gratis? Hey, thanks, Media Research Center!