How to get your free Atheist bumper sticker from the Media Research Center

August 1st, 2010 | Posted by Jim Cook in Barack Obama

Hey, atheists! Here’s an opportunity you shouldn’t pass up.

If you fill out a very simple form over here, the Media Research Center and Newsbusters (really just two names for the same conservative media creature) will promise to waste their budget sending you letters about the latest Jesus this and theocratic that and kill-the-Muslims other thing. Over a year or so, it’ll negate a John Bircher’s donation to the group, and you’ll get more than a few yuks from your mail. (Did you know Barack Obama’s secret Muslim cabal has plans to turn the Washington Monument into a Minaret from which he will proclaim the new Islamic Caliphate of Dee Cee?????)

But wait, there’s more! If you sign up today (or, okay, tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after that too), you will get, absolutely free, your very own highly sassy atheist bumper sticker!

No, it doesn’t actually come to you that way. When you get it in the mail, it’ll look like this:

I don't believe the liberal media bumper sticker

But through the magic of scissors, you can make it look like this:

I Don't Believe Atheist Bumper Sticker

An defiant atheist bumper sticker in Swiss-ish red and white? Gratis? Hey, thanks, Media Research Center!

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

14 Responses



Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>