Hey, atheists! Here’s an opportunity you shouldn’t pass up.
If you fill out a very simple form over here, the Media Research Center and Newsbusters (really just two names for the same conservative media creature) will promise to waste their budget sending you letters about the latest Jesus this and theocratic that and kill-the-Muslims other thing. Over a year or so, it’ll negate a John Bircher’s donation to the group, and you’ll get more than a few yuks from your mail. (Did you know Barack Obama’s secret Muslim cabal has plans to turn the Washington Monument into a Minaret from which he will proclaim the new Islamic Caliphate of Dee Cee?????)
But wait, there’s more! If you sign up today (or, okay, tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after that too), you will get, absolutely free, your very own highly sassy atheist bumper sticker!
No, it doesn’t actually come to you that way. When you get it in the mail, it’ll look like this:
But through the magic of scissors, you can make it look like this:
An defiant atheist bumper sticker in Swiss-ish red and white? Gratis? Hey, thanks, Media Research Center!
You sick monsters!
Instead of reporting you directly to NewsBusters, I instead will share this link via Facebook to a couple of thousand atheists, post it on Reddit, and link to it from my website.
Surely, the Godly folks at NewsBusters will soon hear of your exploits through this more roundabout, grassroots approach.
Report them for what? Being Atheist? Sorry dude. That isn’t a crime.
We will surely suffer for our irregular sins!
I will pray for you.
I will sacrifice a goat for you.
And then after that I will stab my son because a voice in my head told me to
I will kill my brother who wore two different types of fabric together. He also handles a football, made of pig skin, regularly, and I know pigs are filthy creatures.
Then i will hunt and beat the negro slave who ran away, but he’s been gone for less than a day so I can’t kill him. Yet.
Then i’ll just apologize to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all will be forgiven! rAmen!
AWESOME! I will be getting one of these today
This is fantastic. I can’t wait to put it on my pastors “donated” Mercedes. Thanks tax payers!!
Nice idea
that’s funny!
we need anti right wing media/radio bumper stickers, to combat against their lies, thanks
beat them at their own game