What do you see when you look at this outline?
According to David J. Stewart, it’s a Luciferian owl, a symbol of the Judaic goddess Lilith and the emblem of a secret conspiracy of Jewish Satanic elites, including Condoleeza Rice and Kofi Annan, who meet in a Bohemian Grove, encouraged in child sacrifice by The Chronicles of Narnia, as recorded in a secret chamber of a Mother-Of-Darkness Castle in Belgium and revealed in 1774 in Bavaria, where Adam Weishaupt succeeded in establishing a Luciferian Illuminati that controls everything in the world.
How does Mr. Stewart know about this secret conspiracy, if it’s secret? He traced the outline above from the map you see below – a map of the grounds of the U.S. Capitol in Washington D.C. Because the shape of an owl (or at least an owl on stilts, or an owl with chopsticks) can be traced from some of the paths around where Congress meets, Stewart reasons, a secret Satanic society must control the world.
Perhaps David J. Stewart is on to something. Perhaps, however, he has not looked far enough to find secret symbols on the National Mall in Washington D.C.
I call Stewart’s attention to another location on the National Mall: The Constitution Gardens Pond, just north of the Reflecting Pool, and just south of the Organization of American States. Numerologically, the “Organization of American States” and the “Reflecting Pool” stand for the ancient pagan deities Mars and Venus. Thus, we see that the Constitution Gardens Pond represents dominion over the entire Earth, the planet that lies between Venus and mars.
What deity do we find there? Any student of mythology can decipher this code.
It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster that is traced in the outline of the Constitution Gardens Pond and the surrounding paths, extending his noodly appendages out to control the White House, the Pentagon, Congress and the Supreme Court.
We must remember that the words “spaghetti”, “noodle”, and “pasta” were never found in any translation of the Holy Bible. There’s a reason for that. This food, which transforms all too easily between limp and erect forms, is a pagan challenge to the legitimacy of Christian dominion over the United States of America. Clearly, the Founding Fathers who designed the layout of Washington D.C. intended for Americans to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and not the satanic Owl or the Christian God.
What other possible interpretation is there?
