Conspiracy Theory Friday Meme

Let’s play with a new meme: Conspiracy Theory Friday

Conspiracy Theory Friday starts when I present you with a series of facts that, at first, appear to be disconnected. Your job, in the comments section, is to connect them together in a semi-coherent conspiracy theory.

Here goes.

All the following events took place a week ago today, on March 18, 2011:

- President Obama announced that the United States would be joining the civil war in Libya
- At 11:15 PM, on Seven Mile Road in Detroit, three men entered a small business and announced a hold-up, but then fired several gunshots into the ceiling and left without taking anything.
- In Sioux City, police confronted a couple that had been reported as having sex outside behind a Kmart. The man told police he had merely been hugging the woman because she was sad about a pet that died.
- The federal government announced a new policy that prostitutes should not be denied public services because of their profession.
- A Seawolf submarine broke through the ice at the Applied Physics Laboratory Ice Station north of Prudhoe Bay, Alaska
- Cecil Franklin Goldsworthy of Montrose, Colorado died. He had worked as a miner and had earned a Purple Heart in the Korean War.
- 64 year old Michael Klich was stopped as he attempted to take several unnamed items from a pharmacy in Clifton, New Jersey without paying for them.