Reuters reports on Occupy Congress:
After a morning rally on the Capitol’s West Lawn, protesters who had come from as far as Nevada and San Diego attempted to enter the Capitol and congressional office buildings.
Let’s change one plural noun and restate that:
After a morning rally on the Capitol’s West Lawn, citizens who had come from as far as Nevada and San Diego attempted to enter the Capitol and congressional office buildings.
How dare they.
NOW yer talkin’!
Or change another plural noun for a fun plausibility check:
Lobbyists who had come from as far as Nevada and San Diego attempted to enter the Capitol and congressional office buildings.