Following Jim’s fun advice, when I saw the Paul Ryan VP advertisement on the side of my Facebook profile, I decided to click on it, knowing that this single click drained a dollar or two out of the Romney/Ryan campaign accounts while bringing them no benefit whatsoever.
The 5-second detour also brought me a cognitive tickle when I saw the banner graphic for the Paul Ryan for Vice President Facebook page. It begged for captioning.



I’m pretty sure Mittens only drinks beer at photo ops, and even then prolly doesn’t swallow. I make him to be more of a Chateau Lafite Rothschild kinda guy.
Actually, as a Mormon alcohol would be verboten, strictly speaking. But that would make the one exception that much more potent.
The caption I see here:
Romney: “And, see, the Fix-The-Economy Rays shoot right out of my fingertips!”
Ryan: “Whatever you say, boss.”