Years on the road breathing tour bus exhaust fumes appear to have gotten to Dave Mustaine, the sagging leader of MegaDeath, a heavy metal band that had last had some minor popularity sometime in the last century. While in Singapore recently, Mustaine stupefied his audience by declaring that Barack Obama is guilty of mass murder.
Mustaine claimed that Barack Obama planned the recent mass murders at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin and a movie theater in Colorado. Why would Obama do such a thing? Mustaine says that it’s all part of a secret plan to take away Americans’ guns.
There’s only one problem with Dave Mustaine’s theory: Reality.
Barack Obama has no plan to take away anyone’s guns.
The culprits in the murders in Wisconsin and Colorado have already been identified.
There is no evidence linking Barack Obama to any murders.
Unfortunately, there are many American voters who believe in crazy conspiracy theories like those promoted by Dave Mustaine. Let’s hope that they also believe that Election Day is held on a Thursday.
Well, hang on, Peregrin.
Certainly you’re right about Barack Obama not being connected to the murder of innocent Sikhs in America.
But Barack Obama is directly tied to the massive killing of innocent people elsewhere.
Well, that holds true for most of the former presidents and it’s how we “won” America from the original inhabitants. Face it – we’re a bunch of sick bastards that go around taking what we want and delivering “democracy” through the barrel of a gun. Of course it ain’t just us – the entire world is doing it. In fact, we’re so goddamned stupid that we’re killing ourselves now through the very way we live. Humans don’t deserve to inhabit this beautiful planet that will soon make us unwelcome because we don’t care.