Santorum Seeks Security From Glitter And Loud Liberals

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Rick Santorum is the man whom, according to opinion polls, the largest number of Republican voters now believe is the best choice to become Commander in Chief… a man whose resolve falters when confronted with glitter.

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Jon Stewart Too Busy Talking With Actors To Interview Presidential Candidate

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About 25 times more Minnesotans watched the Daily Show yesterday evening than participated in their state’s Democratic Party presidential caucus.

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Rocky Anderson Campaigns With Charles Dickens As Running Mate

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If Charles Dickens could come back from the dead, he would make a perfect running mate for Rocky Anderson… except for the fact that he’s an English citizen. Darn. Two strikes.

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Our Made In The USA Skull Voting Tshirt

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The skull is to represent what will happen to democracy if you don’t vote this year.Voting is the quintessential American ritual. So, we thought it was especially important that this tshirt is made in the USA.

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Ron Paul Revolution With 7 Percent Support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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As we’re looking at the results of the Florida Republican presidential primary, how did the Ron Paul Revolution go?

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Why Saul Alinsky Should Terrify You

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Barack Obama was ten years old when Saul Alinsky died. Ten years old. Get it? Obama was just at the right age to have been taught to ride a bicycle by Alinsky. Bicycle – the very word causes shivers to run down the spine of every red blooded American capitalist.

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Is Newt Gingrich the Evil Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?

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Which pop culture icon best represents the combination of absurdity and cruelty that is Newt Gingrich – the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, or Dr. No?

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Ron Paul PAC Pays Witches For Their Dark Services!

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Federal Election Commission records released just yesterday show that Endorse Liberty, a Super PAC gathering money from shadowy sources to help elect Ron Paul as President of the United States, has paid $120 to a cabal of North Carolina witches, so that they can practice their “craft” for him.

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2012 Stephen Colbert for President bumper stickers

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Why support Stephen Colbert for President? We all know that Republican voters in South Carolina are looking for a non-Romney candidate. Stephen Colbert is not Mitt Romney as much as anybody else! Get your Stephen Colbert 2012 bumper stickers here!

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If Buddy Roemer Is Such A Perfect Match For Voters, How Come No One Votes For Him?

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From the Republican voters and the independent voters of New Hampshire, Buddy Roemer hasn’t even been able to get one of every hundred votes that has been cast. That result strikes me as rather odd, because, according to Americans Elect, Buddy Roemer ought to be getting the most votes of all the candidates competing in New Hampshire tonight.

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The Mystery Of Thousands Of Dollars For Makeup and Costumes Supporting Ron Paul

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Endorse Liberty Inc., a political action committee organized by Abraham D. Niederhauser, a businessman who has made his fortune fighting bad breath, joined by an unknown person named Chris Hanson, were involved in a set independent expenditures to benefit Ron Paul. How did buying thousands of dollars of makeup and costumes help the Ron Paul for President campaign?

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What Liberal Republican Establishment Is Newt Gingrich Talking About?

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Newt Gingrich says we should be afraid of -the liberal Republican establishment- What is that? Is the liberal Republican establishment a collection of congressional aides who, when the Republicans in Congress tried to shut down the federal government this year, asked if it would be possible to allow a room of five child laborers in India to remain open as a federal government call center?

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Pope Ratzinger And The Glitter Of The Christmas Season

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This is the man who presumes to lecture the rest of the world about our need to see past the glitter? Has he looked in the mirror lately?

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Warped Ark Encounter Coming Unpegged In Kentucky

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Ken Ham seems to have forgotten something crucial about the myth of Noah’s Ark. In the ancient allegory, the ark was not a successful symbol of salvation. The ark failed to communicate the promise of salvation. Nobody took it seriously. Noah’s Ark is Christianity’s great legend of a divinely inept public relations campaign.

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Putting the Christ Back In Christmas With Handguns

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For those preachy people who insist that guns are by nature incompatible with the real meaning of Christmas, I have some understanding and sympathy, recognizing that religious texts like the New Testament are open to a great deal of creative reinterpretation to suit the desires of particular religious followers. I do suggest, however, that advocates of non-violence recognize that there is much in Christianity that supports violence and weapons ownership, rather than repudiating. Perhaps the Christmas holiday, which tells a story prefiguring terrible torture, execution and vengeance, isn’t really the best foundation for a message of peace.

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Anti-Consumerist Video, With Advertisements By Sensodyne

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There’s this video I was just directed to, by a YouTube user working under the name “ReligiousAntagonist”. The video purports to be a protest against consumerism, but right across the bottom for the whole thing is a string of revolving advertisements for consumer products like Sensodyne toothpaste.

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Promoting The Spiritualism Of Christmas

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Columnist Darlene Vann says she wants a Spiritualist Christmas. How many dead elves does she want to bring back at the seance?

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The War On Sacrificial Baby Day!

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In order to meet the high expectations of Joan Clayton, I propose the following theological holiday greeting: “Happy Sacrificial Baby Day… For lo, a child is born, for no other purpose than to be tortured and executed on a sacrificial crucifix in a weird ceremony of blood that’s supposed to compensate for our own feelings of guilt.”

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