Occupy Grammar

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What’s the different message of a bumper sticker in the shape of the United States and the label “occupied territory” and a bumper sticker that’s exactly the same but with a label that reads “occupy”?

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1 Free Bernie Sanders Bumper Sticker Available to a Vermonter

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I don’t know why (I live two states away from Vermont), but the Bernie Sanders for Senate campaign has sent me a Re-Elect Bernie bumper sticker: It’s free to the first person in Vermont who leaves a comment to this …

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Obama Approves Offshore Drilling With Untested Technology

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The Obama Administration has just agreed to expand offshore drilling along the shore of Virginia, and to allow Shell Oil to conduct offshore drilling in the Beaufort Sea’s icy Arctic waters, using untested technology. Barack Obama has been an anti-environment President, in the pocket of corporations that profit from selling fossil fuel. He is not a decent choice for serious environmentalist voters in 2012.

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A Hood On The Head Does Not Mean A Hoodlum In The Head

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Today, U.S. Representative Bobby Rush wore a hooded sweatshirt on the floor of Congress and delivered the following message: “The death of Trayvon Martin is an American tragedy. Too often this violent act is repeated in the streets of our …

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Hey Chris Christie! Why don’t YOU shut up for a second?

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Chris Christie, why don’t YOU shut up for a second? While you’re at it, why don’t you step down from office, and allow someone more dignified and decent to represent the state of New Jersey?

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Winter Canceled in Council Bluffs, Iowa

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This afternoon in Council Bluffs, Iowa, the temperature almost reached 60 degrees Fahrenheit. Tomorrow, the weather will be the same. This may be the new normal, but it’s mighty unnatural. It’s time for us to start speaking out against global warming.

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Get Allen West The Hell Out Of Congress

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Voters in Florida’s 22nd congressional district may now be hoping that they can get Allen West the hell out of the House of Representatives this November. But who would be his replacement?

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Mitt Romney: President! (of the Cayman Islands)

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Where does Mitt Romney’s money go? A large amount of it has been shoved into the Cayman Islands as a tax dodge, to evade the US government and underfund American government for the income of an American business. The private …

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Can You Come Up With the new Gingrich 2012 Campaign Slogan? It’s an “Open” Thread…

Well, the news is out, and Rick Perry must be slapping his forehead. Moral scold Newt Gingrich, who led impeachment proceedings against Bill Clinton for getting a blow job, who has promised to deny gay and lesbian people the right …

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Witch Lesbo Feminists Against Ron Paul

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If a cabal of witch lesbo feminists is really the secret political elite in the United States, as Ron Paul has claimed, then how come there isn’t a single open Wiccan in all of Congress? Why hasn’t there ever been a Wiccan prayer in the National Day of Prayer?

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2012 Stephen Colbert for President bumper stickers

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Why support Stephen Colbert for President? We all know that Republican voters in South Carolina are looking for a non-Romney candidate. Stephen Colbert is not Mitt Romney as much as anybody else! Get your Stephen Colbert 2012 bumper stickers here!

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Rocky Anderson Challenges Americans To Seek The Health Care System They Deserve

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There is a presidential candidate who is advocating for the creation of a universal, single payer health care system. Why not give him your support?

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Jill Stein Calls Out Obama Inaction On Climate Change

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In a statement timed to coincide with a United Nations conference on climate change taking place in Durban, South Africa, Jill Stein talked about the urgent need for strong legislation to deal with the climate crisis. Stein reminded American voters that, although Barack Obama promised strong climate action in his 2008 presidential campaign, he has failed to deliver on that promise as President.

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Rocky Anderson Asks Independents To Question Authority

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What if, in 2012, political independents discover a new dimension and swing, not toward either the Democrats or Republicans, but to Rocky Anderson?

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Will Florida Just Lie Down And Let Newt Gingrich Become President?

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Newt Gingrich is an extremely dangerous politician. The Republican presidential primaries begin in just one month. Gingrich has a strong lead in Florida. However, right now, there isn’t any organization in Florida dedicated to opposing the Gingrich for President campaign.

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Cain Out To Kick The You-Know-What Out Of Everyone In The World

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Herman Cain doesn’t understand the difference between defense and offense. The mission of the American military is not to go out and fight against all the other nations on Earth, “to kick the you-know-what out of everyone in the world.”

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Jill Stein Presidential Campaign Is About People

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Unlike other presidential candidates who are focused on a corporate wish list, Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein is talking about human needs: Health care, education, and a just economy.

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Jill Stein Has Space To Influence 2012 Presidential Election, Gear Sales Show

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Jill Stein has 19.4 percent of liberal bumper sticker and button sales, compared to 65.7 from Barack Obama. This suggests that liberals are turned off enough by Obama’s swerve to the right to cost him the election.

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