Tweaking The Power Of Life

Rowan 5/15/2012
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The virus becomes biologically adaptive, infecting a bacteria that grows along the roadways and sidewalks, and begins to evolve to exploit its new interconnectedness… just as the human population of the Earth is undergoing a new surge upward.

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Who Are The Vampires Of The 2012 Presidential Campaign

F. G. Fitzer 4/25/2012
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Besides Ann Romney, who is clearly queen of the night, how can we assign roles for the other characters from the 2012 campaign season?

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An Ajudicative Bedtime Story

jclifford 4/17/2012
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All across the land, children are settling down to bed. For them, we offer this audio recording, for the very first time anywhere online, of An Ajudicative Bedtime Story

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Ent Apparition Proves Lord of the Rings Was Real!

F. G. Fitzer 12/4/2009
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Is it a coincidence that those lips appeared on that tree just as I was passing by? Non-believers might think so, but more spiritually inclined people will see that I was meant to see the lips on that tree, and that I was meant to write this article showing the ent lips to the world.

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What Does Document Censored By Obama Justice Say?

F. G. Fitzer 11/14/2009
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We would seek an alteration in subsection 22 of section A, inserting the word “pretty” in front of the word “please”, and further inserting the phrase “with a cherry on top”.

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Starting National Novel Writing Month A Day Late

jclifford 11/2/2009
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It’s become a kind of yearly ritual for me, to participate in National Novel Writing Month for about a week or so. The idea behind National Novel Writing Month is that anybody can write a novel in a month’s time, …

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Aisle Seven, Scene Three

jclifford 10/16/2009
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Calling for Marcus, she searched the first floor in a quick circle, but she saw and heard nothing. The house was silent.

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Aisle Seven, Scene Two

jclifford 10/15/2009
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Adventures in Aisle Seven With The New Eleven Scene Two Arthur looked back down as quickly as he glimpsed his image on the BoxMart security television system. He didn’t need more than a peripheral reminder that he had grown lumpy, …

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Adventures In Aisle Seven With The New Eleven

jclifford 10/14/2009
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She reached out and pulled Antonio to her chest as she stood up. He arched his back away from her and slammed his fist down on her shoulder.

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The Pickle Horcrux Solution

Jim Cook 7/19/2009
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It is a shame that no one alerted young Tom Riddle to the existence of the lesser-known pickle horcrux solution to the problem of mortality. To fashion a pickle horcrux, one must first convert one’s soul to a dill pickle. …

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Sure, You Can Ban My Marriage, If…

F. G. Fitzer 4/23/2009
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It had been years since those long days in the Sahara with Maurice, but the experiences they had shared there came back to him in a flash.

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Rick Warren’s Message To Duped Obama Liberals

jclifford 1/2/2009
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A satirical video of what Rick Warren might say to American liberals who believed in Obama’s promises, if if Rick Warren were an honest man, not just an ambitious preacher who uses his church to gain political power for himself.

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2008 Secessionist Fantasy

jclifford 11/17/2008
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With the new red nations of Chesapeake and Mackinac, a shared waterway is what defines the small national identity. The blue nation of Montana is landlocked, but it has a border with Canada.

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I Am Marianne Dashwood

jclifford 10/2/2008
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Which Jane Austen character are you?

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Results from the Bullympics

F. G. Fitzer 8/12/2008
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In Council Bluffs, Iowa, Seth Fobray finally managed to reach the faucet all by himself. He is the youngest of the Fobray family ever to do so.

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Leprechaun Alien Or Lens Smudge?

F. G. Fitzer 8/6/2008
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Who would have suspected that John McCain is Jesus, now that he’s shaved his beard?

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Spirit of 1776 remixed like Obama on the FISA Amendments Act

Truman 7/4/2008
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The new Jonathan Mayhew: “No taxation without representation… is an extremist position. We’ll move to the center, and support taxation without representation, but with a court that can observe our money going on the ships back to England.”

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My Fitna Movie Available Right Here, Uncensored!

jclifford 3/29/2008
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Free speech activists, given the online media blackout of the Fitna movie, we may not be able to view the original Fitna movie, but we can still make ourselves heard on the issue of censorship of unpopular ideas. That’s why I encourage anyone who has the inclination and the resources necessary to create and post their own Fitna movie online in protest of the restriction of free expression by religious extremists and cowardly media corporations.

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