Conservative Conspiracy Cut-and-Paster Sends Breaking News Hoax… Twice

On December 27, 2010 conservative blogger Tony Caputo sent Irregular Times an e-mail message headlined “APPEARS TO BE THE PROOF, AT LAST. FROM SNOPES.COM. Snopes Says It’s True.” The text of the e-mail read: In a move certain to fuel …

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Fact Check: Nonie Darwish and Enough Muslims to Elect a President in 20 Years?

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In this morning’s e-mail, Irregular Times received the following message: Joys of Muslim Women by Nonie Darwish… In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. and Canada to elect the President or Prime Minister by themselves! …

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Maybe it’s the Osambo Part

Some indignant love mail comes to us today: A very good question How come Jews can vote for Jews, Blacks can vote for Blacks, Latinos can vote for Latinos and Muslims can vote for Muslims, but if a White Christian …

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#9 Way to Exasperate a Liberal: Start another Conservative Kill ‘Em All Rant

#9 out of our 365 Ways to Exasperate a Liberal: Pick a “Them” and make a call to Kill Them All. A few hours before a psychotic gunman shot Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the head, killed a federal judge, killed …

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Tim Wildmon and the AFA Caught Bearing False Witness Again

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American Family Association President Tim Wildmon got caught bearing false witness last summer. To make a political point, Wildmon wrote of Barack Obama in 2001 that “in that same radio interview he bemoaned the fact that the Warren Supreme Court …

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If John Boehner Doesn’t Get His Way, You Didn’t Pray Hard Enough, Bub

In a letter I found in my mailbox today, Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association asked me to pray as hard as the heroic genocidal baby-killers of the Bible. In a very real sense I am asking you and …

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Why is Irregular Times ranked so low in searches for Football Pics?

“Jason Carter, Internet Marketing Professional” at Links Panther, writes to us to let us know of his concerns that Irregular Times ranks low in a Google search for “football pics.” My concern is great, but I think we will survive …

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You’re not Banned and it’s neither Your Country nor Theirs. We’re all Free and it’s Ours.

Irregular Times received an indignant piece of mail this morning: If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, why are Christians banned from praying in public and erecting religious displays on their holy days? Tell me again, whose country is this? …

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American Conservatives’ Call to America: Follow the Dictatorships!

This morning Irregular Times received an e-mail screed from one of our conservative detractors. Like most of the messages we receive from conservatives, it isn’t original, but rather a cut-and-paste copy of a message that’s been especially popular in right-wing …

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Tea Party Cries to New Congress: No, Sit Down With OUR Consultants and Lobbyists!

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Yesterday morning, I received a blisteringly angry e-mail from “Tea Party Patriots: Don’t Let Them Steal OUR New Members of Congress Dear Fellow Patriots, A situation has arisen with the Freshmen Orientation being sponsored by Tea Party Patriots this weekend, …

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Fact Check: Did Barack Obama Order the USPS to Issue this Eid Stamp?

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This morning, Irregular Times received the following message by e-mail, a cut-and-paste reproduction of a message you can find all over the conservative blogosphere: Muslim Stamp…………….NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY NO TO A MUSLIM STAMP BUT YES TO A STAMP WITH “JESUS CHRIST” …

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OMG! ABC News Bans Flag Pins! In 2001!

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Energized by the 2010 elections, conservative herald Tony Caputo has been bombarding us with conspiratorial love mail for the past week or so. Here’s a little sample: ABC NEWS BANS FLAG LAPEL PINS THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED THROUGH: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/a/abcflag.htm …and …

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He Should Have Meant it Ironically

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Yesterday morning, Tony Caputo sent me a little bit of love mail with this picture attached. Just in case I was wondering whether he agreed, he wrote “I Second That Statement!… A resounding “Amen” to this Sign!!!… This is a …

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Bob has a political self-esteem problem

Bob sends us a tiny little love mail today: “YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA? THANKS A LOT ASS HOLE.” I don’t know why Bob refers to himself as an “Ass Hole.” Perhaps he’s suffering from McCain regret. That’s understandable, considering how …

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When Writing to Share God’s Judgment, Please Specify His Pestilence of Choice

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Misty Blanchard sends an e-mail to us today with this chirpy li’l image on the side and an equally chirpy message of love and hope. “Why do groups like yours miss the point so drastically and start screaming discrimination and …

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Should We Sell You These Bumper Stickers?

John of Clearwater Beach writes in with a helpful suggestion today. He wants us to sell these bumper stickers: Impeach Soro’s Trained Monkey Impeach the funky Monkey Impeach the Marxist monkey IMPEACH the TURD and according to John, the genius …

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Shut the Hell Up Love Mail: War is Pro-Life

Karen Onder writes in with some early morning love mail: WAR IS PRO_LIFE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!! If it wasn’t for WAR – We wouldn’t be free and have life so shut the hell up. I’m sick of you people. YOU …

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Why Hasn’t Barack Obama Released Evidence Proving He Is Not the Anti-Christ?

Allow me to pass on a little love message we got today from “Warrior Joe” in Conshohocken, PA, one of the members of the “reasonable” conservative community in America: While I believe Obama is eligible to be president, that does …

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