Photograph Proves Bill Ayers Attends Obama Cabinet Meetings

F. G. Fitzer 5/26/2012
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This photograph shows Bill Ayers attending a White House Cabinet meeting, sharing a good laugh with Comrade Presidente himself!

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Photograph Of Obama Posing As Metrosexual Abraham Lincoln Exposed!

F. G. Fitzer 5/18/2012
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Late in the day, the photograph emerged, the one you see here. It clearly shows Barack Obama posing as a metrosexual Abraham Lincoln. Suddenly, the debate shifted. People started demanding to know how many other people in the Obama White House think that they are metrosexual Abraham Lincolns.

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NASA Planning To Drop Giant Water Ball On American Midwest

F. G. Fitzer 5/16/2012
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Why is NASA devoting its resources to planning for the sucking of all the water on our planet into a giant ball that will go rolling across the Great Plains into St. Louis? It’s almost as if all those government scientists know something that we don’t know.

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Irregular Times Dream Tending Workshop To Begin Tonight – Pay Now!

Herbie the Cosmic Iguana 5/14/2012
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Unlike Aizenstat’s worshops, which are located in the boring old Switzerland of the physical plane of existence, Irregular Times dream tending seminars are held on the ZubZub beaches of the astral plane… for those who spiritually enlightened enough to follow the path. This

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Sadness

Rowan 5/8/2012
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The small number of people who need umbrellas anymore. Throwing away old shoes. A willow branch taking root in a gutter scheduled to be cleaned by the street sweeper. Petitions with nine signatures. Late spring frost. Putting a belt back …

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An Ajudicative Bedtime Story

jclifford 4/17/2012
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All across the land, children are settling down to bed. For them, we offer this audio recording, for the very first time anywhere online, of An Ajudicative Bedtime Story

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Tuna Salmonella?

F. G. Fitzer 4/14/2012
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The headlines today: “Tuna linked to salmonella outbreak in 20 states” “Tuna linked to salmonella outbreak” “Sushi tuna linked to salmonella in 20 states” Am I the only one who finds this fishy? How can tuna have salmonella? Shouldn’t they …

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Contest: Find The Worst Pseudo-Intellectual Drivel

Rowan 3/29/2012
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I’m announcing a contest. Let’s call it a Drivel Hunt. Find one sentence or phrase containing a particularly idiotic piece of pseudo-intellectualism, and post it as a comment here.

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Why are some people getting so Upset about Discrimination Against Black People?

Jim Cook 3/21/2012
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Why are some people getting so upset? I mean, isn’t this a color-blind society? Isn’t all that discrimination business a 20th Century thing, all over and done with? Aren’t black people in America just whining while they take all the …

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It’s National Napping Day, I Think

Rowan 3/12/2012
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Do an online search for pictures of napping, and almost all of what you’ll see will be photographs of animals and pre-school children. The rest of us, it seems, are working hard to comply with the admonishment: Don’t let them catch you napping! So much for National Napping Day.

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Evil Broccoli

F. G. Fitzer 3/9/2012
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Prepare yourself. The evil broccoli has awakened!

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The Anatomy Of A Centaur

Rowan 3/3/2012
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The idea of a centaur seems like mythological bliss, until you start asking the anatomical question of where all the parts go.

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Rick Santorum Relies on an Advisory Boar

F. G. Fitzer 3/2/2012
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I guess they’re hoping that if they root around for long enough, they’ll find a reason for voters to support Rick Santorum. When pigs fly! You can’t make a silk purse out of a… You get the idea.

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Break the Monotony. Be Strange and Extravagant.

Rowan 2/20/2012
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This Monday morning, it will do you well to remember that the highest responsibility of any person in a free society is to make a contribution that is derived from one’s individuality. We cannot move our work forward merely by adopting the ideas and behaviors of our neighbors in the next cubicle.

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Reverse Dunne: Is This an Appropriate Asshole Test?

Jim Cook 2/16/2012
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In a popular book, Stanford Professor Robert Sutton helpfully boils down his 227 pages of text to a two-prong test: Test One: After talking to the alleged asshole, does the ‘target’ feel oppressed, humiliated, de-energized, or belittled by the person? …

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The Other Shoe Drops In Dreams

Rowan 2/14/2012
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I’m sorry, Mr. President. The kitchen would be cleaner, but we just had the Funkadelic All Stars as house guests.

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Take Groundhog Day Seriously, As A Day Of Renewed Activism

jclifford 2/2/2012
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Punxsatawney Phil is a gimmick who stands at the mouth of a burrow that runs deep. The groundhog represents a re-emergence of life into a world that had been in darkness and death, a symbol of rebirth out of the womb of the Earth quite similar to, if more hairy than, Persephone.

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Why Saul Alinsky Should Terrify You

F. G. Fitzer 1/27/2012
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Barack Obama was ten years old when Saul Alinsky died. Ten years old. Get it? Obama was just at the right age to have been taught to ride a bicycle by Alinsky. Bicycle – the very word causes shivers to run down the spine of every red blooded American capitalist.

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