Newt Gingrich’s Latest Visionary Proposal: Publish An Old Book!

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Newt Gingrich says he’s a visionary, but when asked what his vision is, Gingrich can’t do anything but wave an old book in his hands.

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Map of Michigan Republican Primary Results by County, February 2012

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The results are in, and the brown frothy substance spread over more geography even if the plastic poker chips won over more people. What am I talking about? I’m talking fun with color coding for the 2012 Michigan Republican Primary. …

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Secular Activists: Let’s Make Rick Santorum Vomit

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Let’s send letters to Santorum, with no other content than the message, “Mr. Santorum, I support the separation of church and state.” Every time he reads one of these letters, Santorum will get the urge to puke.

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The Consultants, the Super PACs and Mitt Romney Connect in Suite 555

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Mike McIntire and Michael Luo of the New York Times have done a bang-up job of tracking connections made by consultants and spending back to Suite 555 of 66 Canal Center Plaza, where paper entities with different names actively coordinate …

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Congressional Democrats and Republicans Unanimous: Bring the Robot Drones to American Skies

On Valentine’s Day, while many Americans were obsessed with the decision between dark chocolate and milk chocolate, Barack Obama sat with his pen poised over H.R. 658, a bill with a stark impact lying beneath its bland title: “FAA Modernization …

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Neutrality? Americans Elect Leader Mark McKinnon Expresses Support for Presidential bid of fellow Americans Elect Leader David Walker

Talk about inside games. Despite bylaws and handbooks written by Americans Elect forbidding the Americans Elect organization, its leadership and its staffers from speaking or acting to promote a presidential candidate, it was confirmed earlier today that a day after …

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You Islamic Radical – Oops – I Mean Environmentalist!

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After people heard her accuse President Obama of being a secret Muslim extremist, Alice Stewart came back to MSNBC and said that her use of the phrase “radical Islamic” was just a slip of the tongue. We all can understand that, right? Why, just the other day, I was at the grocery store, and I asked the man at the deli counter for some “thinly sliced radical Islamic”.

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Rick Santorum Imagines Greens With Guillotines

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Rick Santorum is suggesting that an environmental regulation to prevent toxic pollution is equivalent to a guillotine. That’s just silly. Environmental protections don’t chop anybody’s head off.

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Frank VanderSloot, Billionaire Finance Co-Chair of Mitt Romney Campaign, is an Anti-Free Speech Censorship Bully

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If you write anywhere on the web, you need to write out the words in the title. You need to write them because they are the truth. You need to write them because somebody is trying to squash that truth …

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Even after a Retally, Maine Republican Caucus Results Still Don’t Add Up

The comedy of errors in the Maine Republican presidential caucus of 2012 drags on into its third act. Act I: After its one-week period for running caucuses in towns across the state is complete, the Maine GOP releases its official …

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Fictional Character Leaps Past Buddy Roemer in Low-Turnout Americans Elect Candidate Qualification Vote

“Let it be recorded that at 3:05 p.m. ET on February 16, mock conservative commentator Stephen Colbert passed Buddy Roemer, the former congressman, governor of Louisiana and bona fide presidential candidate, as the sixth most popular ‘draft candidate’ of Americans …

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Updated Map of Maine Republican Caucus Results after Vote Undercount Scandal (2/17/2012)

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Eric Russell of the Bangor Daily News breaks the news this morning that what were supposed to be the final Maine Republican presidential caucus results for 2012 are now not actually final. It turns out that no more than two …

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House Republicans Allow XL Pipeline Jobs to Leave America

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94 percent of the congressional GOP voted against keeping jobs in America. Thanks to those Republicans in Congress, jobs that could have gone to American steelworkers can all go to steel mills in foreign countries instead.

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Santorum Seeks Security From Glitter And Loud Liberals

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Rick Santorum is the man whom, according to opinion polls, the largest number of Republican voters now believe is the best choice to become Commander in Chief… a man whose resolve falters when confronted with glitter.

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With 2 Weeks in and 13 Weeks Left, No Americans Elect Candidate is on Target to Make the Ballot.

In a press release last week, Americans Elect decried the “low turnout” in the Republican party nomination process to date, citing it as the evidence of democracy in failure. You see, “only” 3,028,354 Americans in 9 states have voted so …

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I had no idea unauthorized funneling of weapons and money to terrorists to fund an insurgency of drug lords was so decent

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Looks like I’ll have to revise my dictionary.

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A Map of 2012 Maine Republican Caucus Results by County (Or Is It?)

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2/17 Update: the Maine GOP has retracted its official results for Washington and Waldo Counties, promising after considerable pressure to count caucus votes that had gone uncounted. A new count will be made at the March 10 meeting of the …

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God Punishes Sodomite-Friendly States of Washington and California with Warmth and a Bit of Drizzle

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Make it stop, cry the people of Washington state and California. We repent! Who could withstand the onslaught of warm air and occasional drizzle? But they should have known. The Washington state legislature voted to legalize same-sex marriage on February …

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