Krampus Launches Protest To Occupy The North Pole!

F. G. Fitzer 10/17/2011
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Krampus is organizing an Occupy North Pole protest, saying, “The days in which Big Santa can just creep down people’s chimneys in the middle of the night without being noticed. The man in the red suit paid no taxes at all last year, and appears to have given substantial gifts, year after year, to each and every member of Congress, as well as the President.”

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Irregular Times Donations: DC Occupation And Charity:Water

Jim Cook 10/13/2011
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Every time someone buys one of our sweatshop-free shirts at Skreened, we promise to donate one dollar to a domestic political cause and another dollar to help out poor people living overseas. This time around, our international donation goes to …

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Krampus Introduces Jobs Plan That Will Work

F. G. Fitzer 9/22/2011
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Krampus proposed an Earned Havoc Tax Credit, which would provide $1,000 to every American family that enlists in the Smash And Burn Corps. In order for a family to be members in good standing of the SBC, they would have to destroy one substantial piece of property (such as a car, house, yacht, or storefront) every month.

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Environmentalists Against Obama

The Green Man 9/3/2011
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Barack Obama has broken trust with environmentalists. He’s continued Bush’s anti-environmental crusade. There’s no reason environmentalists should work to help Obama get another term in the White House. We need a genuine environmentalist candidate, and we cannot accept the kind of dirty compromise that Barack Obama has made his hallmark.

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Republicans outsource Union Fair to Nicaragua, Dems absent completely.

Jim Cook 8/21/2011
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At the fair we have going this week in the town of Union here in rural central Maine, the Knox County Republican Party has returned to its usual prominent spot on the midway right next to the rides and the …

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Don’t Swallow Delingpole’s Kool-Aid Flavored Coffee

Jim Cook 8/7/2011
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Yesterday afternoon, James Delingpole e-mail blasted his latest of 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy: 218. On being served Fair Trade coffee, take a sip, then spit it out in horror and disgust. Gag: “My God! This is Fair …

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World Pantheism Or Pancaptism?

Rowan 7/24/2011
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Pancaptism is the passion for discovering, capturing, and contemplating the deep meaning and mystery found in the objects and energies of the material world. Pancaptism rejects the anti-materialism shared by most religious people, but also rejects the superficial form of materialism displayed by those who embrace the material world without finding meaning in it.

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July 2011 Donations: The Vietnam Project and the Green Party USA

Jim Cook 7/14/2011
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For every made-in-the-USA shirt we sell through Skreened, we writers for Irregular Times set aside a dollar to donate to a liberal domestic political cause and another dollar to donate to charitable projects in poverty alleviation and economic development outside …

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Young Communist League skimming Capitalist money off Exploitive Overseas T-Shirts

Jim Cook 7/9/2011
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Meet the Young Communist League USA. Meet the Young Communist League’s new t-shirts for sale. These “Smash Capitalism” shirts are sold on Zazzle’s “Value T-Shirt,” which is not made in the USA with associated worker protections but rather in an …

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Michele Bachmann Says She’s Like John Wayne Gacy

Peregrin Wood 6/27/2011
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We’ve created this Bachmann-Gacy 2012 tshirt to remind Iowa voters that Michele Bachmann hasn’t really kept much of her Iowa heritage, and to remind Americans that to elect Bachmann President would be to put crazy in the White House.

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With New Terms, CafePress Seizes Effective Ownership of Designers’ Content

Jim Cook 6/23/2011
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Today, an American corporation dominated by Sequoia Capital seized effective ownership rights over millions of images, but you won’t hear a peep about it. CafePress is a print-on-demand corporation that works by building relationships with people in two ways. The …

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Recommended: Ken Silverstein on T-Shirt Jobs vs. the Sex Trade in Cambodia

Jim Cook 5/29/2011
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If you are considering buying a shirt made in Cambodia — or any shirt on a webpage like this one at CafePress where country of origin is obscured to keep you in the dark — I encourage you to read …

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Fact Check: Is Barack Obama Using Jean Ludwig’s Social Security Number?

Jim Cook 5/17/2011
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At Tea Party Brewing: A Place for Patriots, Nancy McKiernen reports the “news” breathlessly, complete with a picture of an official-looking record: McKiernan goes on to allege that Ludwig is “presumed dead and whose death was either never reported to …

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Selling Expensive Shirts In Anti-Greed Campaign

Rowan 3/29/2011
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The Green Party is using an anti-greed campaign to gather money.

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Yes We Can Offer You Anti-Obama Merch

Jim Cook 3/23/2011
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Rich Weitzman writes in today with a pointed question: Enough with Bush, that is old news. Where are your anti-Obama products??? Especially since this moron just started a war in Libya???!!! That’s a good question, Rich, and I have what …

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She Asked, Does ShopJustice sell Fair Trade Clothing?

Jim Cook 3/20/2011
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She asked me this question, looking through the catalog of inappropriately skimpy clothing for girls who haven’t had their first period. She pointed at the “tribal-inspired fashion” and said she would especially like some of those bandeau tops for her …

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The Ravening

Rowan 3/9/2011
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Ravening: Hybridized noun, a feeling of desperate, predatory hunger, such as that felt by a monstrous raven, looming over a subdued animal that it intends to enjoy as its next meal. Ravening is also a t-shirt, featuring a graphic image …

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How to Order Sweatshop-Free Alta Gracia Shirts for Your Group

Jim Cook 3/9/2011
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Are you a member of an organization — a school, an activist group, an ethical non-profit, a community sports team — that is looking to buy shirts in bulk? Are you particularly interested in supporting ethically-made, sweatshop-free t-shirts? Would you …

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