It’s commonly described as the walking dead disease, but Cotard’s syndrome is broader than that.

New Scientist has interviewed a man who once believed that he was dead (he got better). The man had attempted to kill himself by electrocuting himself in a bathtub, but had succeeded only in badly damaging his brain. His belief in his own death began after that.

Another man logged into a psychology discussion board, and revealed, ” I believe that I have died and gone to the afterlife of which I’m uncertain whether I am in purgatory or hell. My surroundings and interactions with people vary so much that I sometimes think that I’m in hell.”

Cotard’s syndrome is broader, however, than the belief in one’s own death. The syndrome’s definitions seem to center around dramatic misperceptions of identity.

For example, in one case, a woman believed that she had been paralyzed, although she could, in fact, move.

The belief that one’s internal organs are missing, or are rotting away, is also frequently categorized as an aspect of Cotard’s syndrome. In an instance of this, a woman who was six months pregnant reported that she no longer had any stomach or heart, and her liver was rotting away.

In another case, a man in Iran believed that he had not only died, but had become a dog. Also in Iran, a woman who believed that she was nothing but a dead soul wandering in deserts and bathrooms cut off the tip of her nose and said that she had plans to do away with her wrinkles using an iron so that she could become a prostitute and make large amounts of money.

With symptoms so diverse, what makes Cotard Syndrome a single, coherent condition, rather than a diagnostic junk bucket?

Death Means Business

May 14th, 2013 | Posted by Peregrin Wood in Irregular Ideas - (1 Comments)

Death means business.

Continuing this morning’s theme of death, I offer the following statistics on death while at work, from the latest Census of Fatal Occupational Injuries, from the Department of Labor:

death means businessIncreased chance of fatal injury on the job if a farmer decides to switch from growing soybeans to growing corn: 500%

Ratio of the number of workers aged 18 or 19 who will intentionally hang, strangle or asphyxiate themselves while at work, compared to the number of workers between the ages of 35 and 44 who will do so: 1 to 29

Number of workers who die annually while installing drywall or insulation: 12

Fraction of people who are shot to death while working wholesale compared to people who are shot to death working retail: 1/11

Number of times more likely a person is to be killed in an accident while working with fossil fuels than a person is to be killed in an accident while working with acid: 6.3

Number of people killed at work per year by bags: 3

Number of people killed at work per year by chairs: 4

Ratio of deaths in gunpowder factories to deaths by bullets from guns, propelled by gunpowder: 1 to 31,672

Ratio of CEOs who die on the job to construction workers who die on the job: 1 to 36

Increased chance of death from injury by animals while working at a casino, compared to while working at a zoo: 500%

Skull Appreciation

May 14th, 2013 | Posted by Peregrin Wood in Irregular Ideas - (0 Comments)

This morning, I started out with the gruesome subject of battlefield cannibalism. Let me extend this theme now in a less violent respect. Let’s talk about skulls.

skull pajamasYou’re carrying a skull with you right now. You always do. Yet, skulls are regarded as symbols of danger, loss, and fear. People love them.

Why do people have an attraction to skulls and skull imagery. I noticed a few years ago that skull images have begun to creep onto children’s products. There are pajamas for young children with skulls on them. Go to sleep now, little one, with your skulls all around you as you close your eyes… There are even skull pajamas available for virtual characters on Second Life“Fits Parents Too!”.

There’s a web site just for skull lovers. It’s called the Skull Appreciation Society. Its creators explain: “Skulls have always represented death but to us skulls are a celebration of life, a symbol of what was and what will be through the lives of us and everyone that follows. Artists have been using skulls in their creations for hundreds of years and will continue to do so and we are going to be talking about and sharing them to you in all their glory and beauty.”

national hypocrisy on gun deaths and coal deaths20 people are killed by one crazy person at the Sandy Hook School in Newtown, Connecticut, in the context of a national trend of diminishing school violence and diminishing gun violence in general. President Obama holds a press conference, promises strict anti-gun legislation, and orders flags flown at half-mast across the country as candlelight vigils are held by people who knew nobody at all in Newtown.

19 people are killed in coal mining accidents in the United States. There is no presidential news conference. There are no flags flown at half mast.

Tens of thousands of Americans die every year because of pollution caused by burning coal. No anti-coal legislation is introduced into Congress. Instead, President Obama expands the burning of fossil fuels in an All Of The Above energy policy that protects the dirty, deadly status quo.

When the U.S.-inclusive NATO alliance dropped bombs killing 8 innocent civilian women in Afghanistan this September, there was no national wave of candlelight vigils. The President did not speak at all on the subject. No politicians suggested any change in policy.

But don’t worry. Even though “our side” did it, they weren’t Americans who got killed, after all. They’re just not worth the candles. Only Americans get the candles.

Following up on a similar article by Rick Jervis and William M. Welch printed on page 3 of its national newspaper, USA Today published another advice column by John Waggoner, sharing tips with members of the public on what they should do if they win the regularly-scheduled government gambling scam called the “Powerball Lottery.” Take an annuity or a lump sum? Hire a lawyer? Use a spokesperson? Evade taxes?

That advice is useful for only 1 out of 175 million people who buy Powerball Lottery tickets. Given that only 3.8 million Americans read any USA Today article on a given day, the chances are if any person at all won the Powerball Lottery ticket, they didn’t read the USA Today advice columns. That makes these the most useless advice columns ever.

USA spent 24 square inches of its daily newspaper on just one of these useless advice columns, space that could have been taken up by some other news that is actually relevant to Americans. Mercury poisoning from cement plants in the United States kills between 1,000 and 2,500 Americans every year — and damages the brains and vital organs of many more.

How many square inches of its newspaper did USA Today dedicate to the problem of mercury poisoning today? None.
How many square inches did USA Today dedicate to the problem this week? None.
How many square inches did USA Today dedicate to the problem this month? You know the answer: none.

Conor Friedersdorf of The Atlantic has identified a gaping hole in the moral universe of the Obama re-election campaign. Priorities USA Action, the Obama campaign’s unregulated arm, has released an advertisement criticizing Mitt Romney because Romney downsized a factory, and someone his job, and so he couldn’t insure his wife, and so his wife died of cancer.

The untimely death of someone who can’t get health insurance is undeniably sad. But what’s sadder still is Barack Obama’s practice of ordering robotic drone attacks in Pakistan that have killed hundreds of civilians. 282 to 535 of them by the end of 2011, according to London’s Bureau of Investigative Journalism. That includes approximately 60 children. We can’t get an exact number of civilian deaths from Obama’s drone attacks because the Obama administration won’t release casualty figures to the public.

For those of your friends who are bored by numbers and words, here’s a video response with a talking baby to help get the disjuncture into their heads:

How can Barack Obama campaign against Romney for an indirect death when he’s directly responsible for so many deaths? It’s audacity all right, but not the audacity of hope.

Death Is The Ultimate Conformity

August 2nd, 2012 | Posted by Rowan in Shirts - (1 Comments)

everybody is doing it deathJack Kerouac once said, “Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.” But then, you know what he went ahead and did? He died, just like everybody else.

Conformist. Death is the ultimate trend. Everybody is doing it.

We made this tshirt for you so that you can show your family and neighbors that yes, finally, you’re willing to settle down and fit in, with a sarcastically smiling skull announcing that you are eventually going to be like everyone else… when you die.