Last week, F.G. Fitzer debunked yet another conspiracy theory being spread about Barack Obama. According to rumors spreading in right-wing and libertarian circles, there is a provision in the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”) that will force Americans to have government-trackable rfid microchips implanted under their skin.

Even a few lower-quality newspapers have been used to help spread the hoax. The Chattanoogan, for instance, features the supposed text in the Obamacare law:

The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that— ‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; ‘‘(B)and is— ‘‘(i) a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable, life-supporting, or life-sustaining.”

And Patriot Update” declares that, because of this supposed text, “the Obama Health Care Bill will require all U.S. citizens and babies to receive a microchip or Medchip by March 23, 2013.”

That’s all utter nonsense, of course. As F.G. noted last week, a simple search of the text of the Obamacare law reveals that the supposed language just isn’t there. There’s nothing about medical device tracking in the law, there’s nothing about the date March 23, 2013 in the law, and the only tracking described by the law is a new complaint tracking system to make sure that patient complaints about poor care are followed up on and resolved to the patient’s satisfaction.

Regardless of the fact that the “Obamacare Microchip” conspiracy is a falsehood, a hoax, a confabulation and utter hogwash, it’s still useful to pay attention to such stories. The most important reason, of course, is to counter a false claim. But just as importantly, the shape of the forced-implantation story reveals something about the mental map of the people who find it so believable that they pass it on to their friends, neighbors and acquaintances in indignant, angry tones.

To try to sketch out what’s on the mind of those who spread the Obama microchip hoax, I’ve taken the text of all the Twitter posts (“Tweets”) in the last week that discuss the idea of the Obama Microchip. From this accumulated text, I’ve drawn out the network of all word pairs occurring at least twice (ignoring common structural words like “a,” “the,” “if,” “of,” “or,” “and,” and “but”). That network, with most-used terms in fiery red and least-used terms in deep blue, appears below:

The Language of Conspiracy: Network of Word Pairs used in Tweets spreading the Obama Microchip Conspiracy Hoax, January 21-28 2013

Immediately notable is the bilingual nature of this network; the rumor is being spread in non-English-speaking as well as English-speaking circles. The language of obligation, force, and requirement is heavy. Notions that a tracking microchip are part of a globalist conspiracy, and an idea that somehow a court is weighing in, add more layers to the story, layers that are believable enough to some to spread the story onward, as if it were true. Realists can be comforted by the occasional use of the webword “lol.” Better to laugh than to cry.

Haroon Siddique of the Guardian breaks down the dishonesty of Mitt Romney’s rant about how 47 percent of Americans are just a bunch of pathetic, ungrateful freeloaders.

First of all, Siddique points out that Mitt Romney got the basic number wrong. Mitt Romney complains that 47 percent of Americans “pay no income taxes”. Mitt Romney whines that this 47 percent are “dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing”.

The real number who don’t pay federal “income taxes” is 46 percent, actually.

The thing is, most of those people do pay federal taxes on their income. It’s just that their federal taxes on income are not officially labeled “income tax”. Actually, 81.9 percent of Americans pay other federal taxes on their income, and they pay state and local taxes, too.

Of these 18.1 percent of people that Mitt Romney sniffs at as freeloading dependents, most are elderly. Only 7.8 percent of Americans who don’t pay federal income tax are below the age of retirement.

6.9 percent of Americans are pay no federal taxes on income, are below the age of retirement, and are impoverished, either because they can’t find jobs, because corporations offshore most of their manufacturing outside to the United States these days, or because they are paid wages that give them income below the poverty level.

That does leave about 1 percent remaining, though. Who are they? Haroon Siddique suggests that they “within the ‘others’ category would fall the likes of six of the 400 US tax filers in 2009 with the highest adjusted gross income (at least $77m), who, according to Internal Revenue Service studies, paid no US income tax, and the 19,551 US households with income above $200,000 who owed no US or foreign income tax.”

47 percent American victims reality

A Poor, Fat, Stupid Question

July 26th, 2012 | Posted by Jim Cook in Economy | Mail | Politics - (4 Comments)

Yesterday, Irregular Times received this graphic in the mail:

Incendiary graphic asks, the government controls food, the government controls money, the government controls education, the government controls media.  An increasingly large number of Americans are fat, poor, and stupid. Doesn't that seem odd to you?

This is a graphic to make a libertarian smile: oh, if only we’d kick the government out, the American people would be so much better off! The graphic sells a tidily-packaged message, but it’s one that should make an empiricist wince.

There are elements of the graphic’s message I won’t dispute. Americans are getting fatter over time. Our government in the United States is in charge of money, as it has been for hundreds of years — a constant which cannot be the explanation for a varying outcome. It’s also true that governments are in charge of education, at least most people’s education. State and local governments set most parameters for public education, and the greatest power and discretion is held by school districts with leadership directly elected by community members. If people don’t like public education, they’re free to pay for private education.

Getting a bit meatier, let’s consider the question, “Does the Government Control Food?” Yes, in many ways it does, and a lot of that government involvement is for the public good. Government food inspection, for instance, makes the act of eating in the United States safer than in most other nations in the world, and certainly a great deal more safe than when food corporations were in charge of maintaining food safety on their own.

There is a reasonable case to be made that government food subsidies promote the production of foods that are bad for Americans, although there’s also a reasonable criticism of that position.

Does the Government Control Media? Look at this list of American television channels. Look at this list of newspapers in the United States. Look at this directory of radio stations in the United States. All of these forms of media are dominated by privately-owned media. If you want to find government, look to the Committee to Protect Journalists’ list of the 10 most state-censored countries: Eritrea, North Korea, Syria, Iran, Equatorial Guinea, Uzbekistan, Burma, Saudi Arabia, Cuba and Belarus. The United States isn’t on that list. It isn’t on the runners-up list either.

Are Americans Stupider Than Ever? In a trend so widely known that it’s gotten a name for it (“The Flynn Effect”), IQ scores in the United States of America have been going up for decades. Americans are actually gaining higher levels of education than ever before. The share of Americans aged 25 and older who’ve graduated from high school jumped from 75.2% in 1990 to 85.3% in 2009. The share of Americans aged 25 and older who’ve earned a bachelor’s degree jumped from 20.3% in 1990 to 27.9% in 2009. The share of Americans aged 25 and older who’ve earned an advanced post-baccalaureate degree jumped from 7.2% in 1990 to 10.3% in 2009.

Are Americans Poorer Than Ever? No. To be sure, the share of all income going to the ultra-rich in the United States has gone up over time. But even the lowest 20% of earners in the United States has actually seen its inflation-adjusted income go up over time. From 1967 to 2010 (the last year for which U.S. income data is available), the average inflation-adjusted income of the bottom 20% of income earners has gone up by 20.8%, from $9,132 per year to $11,034 per year. That’s not much. It’s dwarfed by the rise in income of the top 5% during the same years — an average rise of $127,244 per year. But it is a rise in income for the poorest Americans. Americans are not poorer than ever.

It’s easy to pull a Chicken Little act, declare on the basis of anecdotes that everything’s going wrong, then blame the government for all those problems. But when the larger trends in observable reality point in the opposite direction, those easy observations are also poor and stupid.

Because you can’t read complete sentences without polygons, we bring you InfoGrafiX:

Infographic: How the Republican Caucuses Work.  Republicans will gather at 2 AM Swiss bank time to listen to prepared remarks from candidates' representatives, shave their heads, have their arms cut off, and figure out the seating chart.  White only, please.  OK, taupe.  Taupe is OK.  And nobody start a conversation with the Ron Paul people, please, because they'll bring up some resolution about the Gold Standard, and then we'll have to be here all night long.

How the Iowa Caucuses Work, Democratic Version: Democrats will wander into gymnasiums across Iowa to, um, well, yeah.  There is no choice.  The Democratic Party county chairman said deliberative democracy is for suckers. Your job is to mill around, listen to some party hack talk about phone banks, and wish it was 2008 when you had a choice.  Or you could go third party, but the Democratic Party representatives say only satanists do that.

To learn how The Man wants you to think the Iowa Caucuses work, read the 1%ers’ Des Moines Register: How to Caucus