Santorum Suicide By Gasoline

Peregrin Wood 3/24/2012
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It’s strange to me that Rick Santorum would choose to use this particular image in a campaign ad, because what the picture shows is suicide through the means of gasoline. It looks to me like a statement that our dependence upon gasoline is killing our society. That’s a message that doesn’t support Santorum’s freak out about gasoline prices. It suggests that we all need to relax, walk away from the gasoline pump, and simply drive our cars less when the price of gasoline is high.

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Rick Santorum Talks To Plants About Science

The Green Man 3/13/2012
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Rick Santorum seems not to understand that plants are not experts on climatology. Plants don’t understand science. Plants don’t have brains.

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Reading the Auras of The Presidential Candidates

F. G. Fitzer 3/7/2012
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After a divine revelation, I have realized the power to see the auras of the 2012 Republican presidential candidates, magical fields of energy emanating from their bodies.

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Is Eating Fried Food Pro-Life?

F. G. Fitzer 3/4/2012
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Given the pro-Santorum PAC’s payment’s to Tubby’s Tank House, it seems that what PRO-LIFE means is that fertilized eggs get full human rights, but people are encouraged to go ahead and take the fast track to a heart attack after they’re born.

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Rick Santorum Relies on an Advisory Boar

F. G. Fitzer 3/2/2012
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I guess they’re hoping that if they root around for long enough, they’ll find a reason for voters to support Rick Santorum. When pigs fly! You can’t make a silk purse out of a… You get the idea.

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Map of Michigan Republican Primary Results by County, February 2012

Jim Cook 2/29/2012
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The results are in, and the brown frothy substance spread over more geography even if the plastic poker chips won over more people. What am I talking about? I’m talking fun with color coding for the 2012 Michigan Republican Primary. …

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Secular Activists: Let’s Make Rick Santorum Vomit

F. G. Fitzer 2/27/2012
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Let’s send letters to Santorum, with no other content than the message, “Mr. Santorum, I support the separation of church and state.” Every time he reads one of these letters, Santorum will get the urge to puke.

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You Islamic Radical – Oops – I Mean Environmentalist!

Peregrin Wood 2/21/2012
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After people heard her accuse President Obama of being a secret Muslim extremist, Alice Stewart came back to MSNBC and said that her use of the phrase “radical Islamic” was just a slip of the tongue. We all can understand that, right? Why, just the other day, I was at the grocery store, and I asked the man at the deli counter for some “thinly sliced radical Islamic”.

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Rick Santorum Imagines Greens With Guillotines

The Green Man 2/19/2012
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Rick Santorum is suggesting that an environmental regulation to prevent toxic pollution is equivalent to a guillotine. That’s just silly. Environmental protections don’t chop anybody’s head off.

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Santorum Seeks Security From Glitter And Loud Liberals

F. G. Fitzer 2/15/2012
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Rick Santorum is the man whom, according to opinion polls, the largest number of Republican voters now believe is the best choice to become Commander in Chief… a man whose resolve falters when confronted with glitter.

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A Map of 2012 Maine Republican Caucus Results by County (Or Is It?)

Jim Cook 2/12/2012
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2/17 Update: the Maine GOP has retracted its official results for Washington and Waldo Counties, promising after considerable pressure to count caucus votes that had gone uncounted. A new count will be made at the March 10 meeting of the …

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Rick Santorum Can’t Keep His Hate Straight

Peregrin Wood 2/8/2012
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In the real world, several states recognize that the scope of marriage is bigger than what’s imagined in Rick Santorum’s small vision. Marriage is not and has not always been defined as only between one man and one woman. That’s a fact.

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A Map of 2012 Missouri Republican Primary Results by County

Jim Cook 2/8/2012
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Everyone’s heard by now that the results of the Republican Party primary in Missouri on November 2012 blew the supposed front-runner, Mitt Romney, out of the water. They drenched supposed second-place leader Newt Gingrich to boot. With 100% of precincts …

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Santorum Santorum Santorum!

Peregrin Wood 2/8/2012
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In Rick Santorum’s Fantasy America, everybody is an “independent financial advisor”… a broker who sells stocks and derivatives and other investment schemes for the big companies on Wall Street. These are the people who were selling credit default swaps right before the recession hit.

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Nevada Republican Caucus Results for 2012: Map of Winners by County

Jim Cook 2/5/2012
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On February 4 2012, GOP voters in the state of Nevada turned out — about 30,000 of them — to indicate their preference in a presidential candidate. The biggest caucus vote-getter in each county of Nevada is shown by map …

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High Noon Manchester March To Confront Republicans’ Bigotry Against Marriage Equality

Peregrin Wood 1/6/2012
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To confront the Republican candidates’ homophobic bigotry, there will be a protest march tomorrow in Manchester, New Hampshire. The march, called the Pride Walk, will begin at 12:00 Noon in Veteran’s Park, moving toward Victory Park.

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What the CafePress Merch Meter Didn’t Predict for the 2012 Elections… And Why

Jim Cook 1/6/2012
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Direct-to-Garment printer CafePress has a “Cultural Barometer” of sales records it’s been using to track trends of support for 2012 Republican presidential contenders. Here are the CafePress Barometer’s readings from November 14 through December 31 of 2011. Just a few …

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Jill Stein Succeeds in DC Where GOP Candidates Pay Off Or Fail

jclifford 1/6/2012
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Where Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul and Rick Perry have failed, Green Party candidate Jill Stein has succeeded. That fact ought to give Americans pause, as they consider who is really “electable”.

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