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Irregular Apparel is the t-shirt store for people who care about the irreverence of a message and the ethics of production. We offer politically and socially aware messages on clothing for men, women, kids and even babies that is colorful, inexpensive, covered with sass-filled designing but made without sweatshop labor. We love to wear great looking shirts, but we don't like having a guilty conscience about the threads we wear and sell. Most clothing today is made in sweatshops where workers are abused and paid a pittance. That's hideous, but there is an alternative. Every shirt we sell here is printed by the Ohio community outfit Skreened and made in worker-friendly conditions by American Apparel. Now that's real comfort.

Click below on the shirt design you like the most. You'll be taken to our online shop with options to customize by clothing type, color and placement before you make your purchase.


To find all of the liberal designs which we print on sweat-free shirts for men, women, kids and even babies, browse through the categories below:

Alternative Sexuality Shirts
Anti-Bush Shirts
Anti-McCain Shirts
Baby Onesies
Barack Obama for President Shirts
Democratic Shirts
Environmentalist Shirts
Heretical Shirts
Homeland Insecurity Shirts
Kids T-Shirts
IrregulariTees
Progressive Holiday Shirts
Progressive Moral Values Shirts
The Republican Menace Shirts
State Politics Shirts
War and Peace Shirts

We also sell some other political items you might be interested in:

Bulk Discounted Bumper Stickers

Progressive Buttons and Magnets

Pinback Buttons of Unusual Size
We're relatively new to the whole selling thing, but we've been writing an online journal for thirteen years now -- a pretty long time for the Internet. It's called Irregular Times -- check it out when you get the chance.

Ethically-Produced Shirts with Shamelessly Heretical Messages:



9/11 was a faith-based initiative (t-shirt)

Faith-based initiatives do not have an inherent goodness to them simply because they are faith-based. They must be judged on their merits. Remember, 9/11 was a faith-based initiative, too.

This and every shirt we sell through Skreened is made ethically and sweatshop-free by American Apparel.

Design by Irregular Times, the place for news that simply refuses to fit.



Agnostic for Sure T-Shirt

Just because you're an agnostic doesn't mean that you're incapable of making your mind up. It just means that you're certain in your uncertainty.

Show that you're an agnostic for sure with this t-shirt, made in the USA, escaping the big box cheap outsourced shirt trap that has dominated the mega retail circuit. Be an independent, and celebrate your right to doubt.


American Atheist Flag Shirt

You're an American Atheist, and you're proud of it, so why not let that pride show? Spread the word around town: yes, you are one of them, those, the others. You're an American Atheist!


Better Dead Than A Secular Humanist T-Shirt

“Better Dead Than A Secular Humanist!” declares a girl who is shocked, simply shocked, at the prospect. Let people know in a jocular, fun way that you are one of those people too.


Buddhist Cow (American Apparel Shirt)

Buddhist Cow. Moo.


Do You Knead Jesus? (Irreverent T-Shirt)

Do you knead Jesus? He's had a hard time. Oh, just a bit lower, and to the right. Yeah. Right there...


Drawing Mohammed is Not a Crime (Shirt)

Over at CafePress, they won't let people publish any message with an image of Mohammed. CafePress features images promoting the clubbing and shooting of liberals, and that's apparently OK, but just drawing an image of Mohammed is unforgivable. Why? You tell me.

Some say that cartoonists are responsible for the deaths caused by rioting Muslims who don't like their cartoons. To claim that is to assume that Muslims are like little children who are incapable of controlling themselves and behaving like civilized human beings. Do you think that Muslims are little children incapable of self-control? I don't.

It's nonsense to claim that Muslims are just so inherently crazy that they will have no choice but to go rush out and kill somebody whenever they see a drawing of the prophet Mohammed. Do you think Muslims are crazy? I don't.

Muslims do have the capacity to make moral decisions for themselves, and if they choose to rush out and commit murder on the flimsy provocation that their beliefs were mocked, then they are responsible.

It is not a crime to criticize Islam. It is not a crime to mock Islam. It is not against the law to refuse to follow the rules that Muslims have made for themselves - at least not in the United States and Europe.

Drawing Mohammed is Not a Crime. And you know what? I think that's a good thing.



Happy Heretic Rainbow People Irreligious T-Shirt

This t-shirt (made ethically in the USA by American Apparel) declares who you are, with the visual representation of a rainbow person and with the verbal representation through words that you are, oh yeah, a Happy Heretic! Be you pagan, animist, atheist, agnostic, a member of the Wicca traditions or thoroughly unclassifiable, let this shirt declare your independence.

This and every shirt we sell through Skreened is made ethically and sweatshop-free by American Apparel.

Design by Irregular Times, the place for news that doesn't fit.



Heretic shirt

In a sea of sameness, you stand out. Different. Strange. Alien. Unalike. Foreign. Your thoughts are forbidden. Your behavior is nonconformist. Your label is Heretic. Wear that label of interesting difference with bold pride, and encourage a bit of heresy in others to boot. Or to shirt. You know what I mean.


Jesus Saves (Piggybank T-Shirt)

When they said, “Jesus Saves,” they didn't mean it in the way you thought they meant it. Did they have piggybanks in the Sea of Galilee?


Jesus says Buy Low, Sell High (American Apparel Shirt)

If America is really a Christian Nation, then what does that say about Christ? Is that was Jesus was put on Earth for? So we could all Buy Low and Sell High?


Jesus Spoke English! (Satirical T-Shirt)

What's with all these anti-American funny looking people coming into our land and speaking strange languages? Who do they think they are? English is the native language of the American: that's why they call it English, the language originated in New ENGLAND! And as everybody knows, Jesus Spoke English! I mean, come on, read the Bible! God doesn't say "Bienvenidos" to Adam and Eve! He says "Howdy!" Go Jesus! Go USA! Go Patriots! Beat State!


Mary Says Jesus, It's Cold! (American Apparel Shirt)

Mary's had a rough night of labor. She's in the great outdoors, and all these people are looking at her with myrrh and junk. But all Mary can think is, “Jesus, it's Cold!” Enjoy this light-hearted treatment of a subject that could possibly use a bit of irreverence.


My, Reverend, What a Large ... Shirt!

“My, Reverend, what a large trust fund you have!” Show your open disdain for the salacious connection between organized religion and vast wealth with this impertinent, highly inappropriate shirt.


Question With Boldness (Jefferson T-Shirt)

“Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.” -- Thomas Jefferson


Recovering Christian (Beaver at the Cross) Shirt

The beaver munching at the Cross tells the viewer just what sort of recovering Christian you are. Share your irreverent message with this shirt.


What a Friend We Have in Cheeses (American Apparel Shirt)

Oh, what a friend we have in Cheeses... Isn't that how the hymn goes? What, Cheddar? Stilton?


When Fascism Comes (Sinclair Lewis T-Shirt)

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” -- Sinclair Lewis


Who Would Jesus Bomb? Shirt

WWJB? Who would Jesus Bomb? No, that's not an impertinent question. After all, America is a Christian Nation, isn't it? And we're big time shock-and-awe into bombing as a tool of foreign policy, aren't we? So, all we need to do is pray to figure out who to bomb next! Life is so simple with a little faith.


Yeah, Like Jesus Would ... T-Shirt

Yeah, like Jesus would own a Gun and vote Republican! Cha, right! Good joke.
Each and every shirt we sell is available in the following styles and colors:
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Junior Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Cranberry, Gold, Lemon, Lime, Mint, Pink, and White

Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Junior Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange and Purple

Fitted T-Shirt
Fitted T-Shirt
Colors: Baby Blue, Gold, Grass, Heather Gray, Lemon, Pink, Sea Foam, Silver, Slate and White

Organic T-Shirt
Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Colors in Men's and Women's Styles: Natural, Pomegranate, Cinder, Dijon, Galaxy Blue

Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Fitted Ringer T-Shirt
Colors: Brown, Dark Green, Light Green, Orange, Purple, Red and Silver

Hooded Sweatshirt
Hooded Sweatshirt
Colors: White, Green, Gray

Fitted Baseball Jersey
Fitted Baseball Jersey
Colors: White with Black Sleeves, White with Green Sleeves

Kids T-Shirt
Kids' T-Shirt
Colors: Yellow, Pink, Baby Blue, Green, Gray, Slate, White

Onesies for Babies
Baby Onesie
Colors: Lemon, Pink, Baby Blue, Heather, Slate and White



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